Guac-block

When you eat too much Mexican food and you are trying to hook up with a girl but your ass has other plans.

Tim went on a date with Megan to Taco Bell, two hours later they went to hook up but he got guac-blocked.

by Shittychonga July 25, 2009

Guac Hat Gang

A gang centered on guac! Our ultimate mission is to destroy all forms of S*LS* and rule the world! Join us today by going to guchatgang.wordpress.com and shooting us an email!

person 1: I want to join a super fun and awesome cult!
person 2: Have you heard of the Guac Hat Gang? It’s the coolest gang ever!!!!

by Guac Hat Gang October 6, 2021

Guac Guac 9000

Someone who gives gratuitous sloppy blowjobs. You know, with the eyeliner and the tears.

You know Christina's dirrty. She's def a guac guac 9000

by ninjakong January 31, 2022

Guac Block

A term used to describe a a common party foul in which one person obstructs another person's pathway to the avocado dip by standing idly by the snacks.

Man, that girl was cute, but she was guac blocking me all night.

by dcthriller February 10, 2012

Guac Dropper

A masked man who swoops into Mexican Restaurants and spits mouthfulls of Guacamole on to unsuspecting victims.

"Have you heard? the Guac Dropper swooped into the Taco Bar last night! He spit Guacamole all over Pepe!"

by Woody Woodrow April 30, 2008

Guac Guac 3000

The action of giving a blowjob while using a slice of grapefruit and trying to have a casual conversation about the economy.

I heard my mother giving my Dad the Guac Guac 3000 during my Minecraft let's play last night.

by The yankee with no brim April 14, 2020

Guac-Sock

The placement of an avocado in one's sock to create a weapon; then, person of choice is beaten with weapon until avocado becomes guacamole

Guy 1 : how did he die?
Detective : based on the severe bruises. It is logical to conclude he was beaten with the mighty Guac-Sock

by NigsterNogster April 2, 2019