greetard

NOUN: Walmart Greeter

An employee hired by Walmart for the sake of being able to say that they will hire retards. Just another reason to not go to Walmart.

Bill: Dude, I don't want to go to Walmart, I'm afraid I'll step in the greetards shit.

Jim: Yeah, they should at least get someone to clean up after him.

by spacecoyote17 September 8, 2008

geektard

Kevin and Missy

Kevin and Missy are computer geeks and know all the words to Ice Ice Baby. Thus, they are geektards.

by Melissa June 18, 2003

gretarded

another word for gay & retarded
1. to get gayly retarted
2. to get fucked up

used with alchohol and/or drugs

" yo were getting gretarded tonight"

by lalalalaurenx3 October 6, 2009

geetard

another word for tard; gee is the sound that tards make, or more generally the sound of society

Why you bein' such a geetard today?
Society is made up of nothing but a bunch of geetards.

by squilliam November 24, 2006

geretard

someone who is a complete and utter toolbag, and trys to act funny and dumb but really is dumb. he thinks he knows everything, but he's just retarded

i cant believe he really thought the sun and moon were the same thing

yeah hes such a geretard

by mclaxer09 November 19, 2010

Greektard

The words greek and retard combined together to be used as an insult.

"Man, that manolisd is such a greektard."

by Infamoosh February 9, 2020

geetard

one who is guitarded

That geetard just tried to convince me that those humbuckers were single coils!

by Omar Churchill March 3, 2011