Granbiose Delusions

1) Delusions of inflated worth to the fashion world;
2) Belief of self's immense trend-setting powers;
3) Obscure paranoia: Everybody IS watching, but only to copy your clothing

His Granbiose Delusions were again evident when he stated "as a longstanding advocate of the Gentleman's Brogue, I'm dismayed to see every sap on the high street tap-dancing around in my once exclusive finery".

by Andre 1000 February 17, 2009

Grantiose

When someone named Grant thinks he has a Grandiose idea, but it actually sucks.

Creating a tax on jobs to solve homelessness is a Grantiose idea.

by Winger the lion June 14, 2018

grandsome

A man who is old (depending on what you define as old) whom is handsome

Girl 1: Leonardo DiCaprio is so old now
Girl 2: Yeah but he is really grandsome

by MerlinWatcher September 8, 2013

Grandzoned

When a member of the opposite sex (usually one you want to hook up with) declares you to be "So cute, they could be your grandma", thereby ruining all potential chances of sex.

Jadie: "No you`re not ugly, you`re cute, really grannsy"

Johnny: "Fuck i`m grandzoned"

by robsh January 16, 2017

Grandilex

Grandilex is a very good looking gentleman that is good at everything and has a 10 inch dick

Someone: Dam look its Grandilex
Someone else: Holy shit doesn't he have like a 10 inch dick

by I love Grandilex March 26, 2021

Grandis

A fall guys skin that only the worst players can use. Grandis is seen as one of the most disrespectful names to call anyone.

Shut up you grandis

by Doogert November 15, 2022

GRANDIE

GRANDIE (noun): A delightful and magical reward token used in The Great Grandie Reward System, a behavior reinforcement tool for children and adults alike. Grandies are earned by displaying positive behaviors, completing tasks, or achieving goals. These colorful round tokens motivate and encourage individuals to cultivate good habits and build self-discipline. The Grandie system, created by a real mom, fosters a positive and nurturing environment where achievements and good deeds are celebrated, empowering children and adults to grow, learn, and succeed together.

"After diligently completing her chores and helping her little brother with his homework, Sarah proudly received a Grandie, which she joyfully placed in her Grandie Goal Jar, one step closer to earning her well-deserved reward."

by GRANDIE August 6, 2023