The Rule of Goats

The Rule of Goats says that self-awareness or irony doesn't change public perception. If you fuck a goat, even if you say it's for the lulz or to prove a larger point, you're still a goat-fucker.

The saying was coined by criminal defense attorney Ken White of the Popehat Report. It's loosely connected to an Irish Pub joke about an old man who has multiple accomplishments but also once fucked a goat. In the end, nobody recognizes him for his achievements and instead only knows him as the goat-fucker.

Defendant: "I was only trolling when I said all those awful things."
Ken White: "The Rule of Goats applies."

by NoneCanHandle November 7, 2021

gofasters

This is what Marines call running shoes

I went to the store and bought some new Asics gofasters, cause I need to run over to the next town and bang this MILF tonight.

by C_Dog23 April 27, 2006

Goatsie

a person who has streched their ass so wide that they may fit various objects into it (milk carton, bottle rocket, cell phone)

That goatsie man just farted sprockets!

by Mars November 9, 2003

golaso

Term used to note the scoring of an amazing goal in soccer (football to those who are un-American).

Wow dude, Ronaldinho just scored a sick golaso!

by Anish Mitra June 20, 2006

goatsquatch

1) a very ugly person; looks like half goat, half sasquatch

2) the taint, the tweenis, the grundle

1) Bob: "Wow. Did you see that new chick at work?"
Joe: "Yeah--total goatsquatch."

2) Bob: "I can't believe that jerk just cut me off!"
Joe: "Someone needs to kick him in the goatsquatch."

by T K O April 18, 2009

goatstrap

Combination of a goatee and chinstrap style beard. Short, thin strip of facial hair just below the chin. Easily the worst facial hair style choice of all time.

Knowing that he would probably never have sex again, Jonathan grew a goatstrap to make sure no woman would ever talk to him.

by Ashmaster 3000 December 10, 2012

Goatshire

A fictional land originating from The Goat Simulator DLC: Goat Simulator MMO.

"I'm going to Goatshire tomorrow."

by CircusBaby242487 April 13, 2022