Red Light Googler

Someone who, while driving a car, uses every red light or time the car comes to a stop, to look something up on Google.

Driving in rush hour traffic is no fun, but it makes for lots of opportunities to be a "Red Light Googler" and look up all my random thoughts.

by deefab430 January 31, 2012

gongle

Idiot or moronic person (Scottish)

Vicki is a gongle faced mongotard

by visciousvegtables June 26, 2006

gonkler

a.k.a rocketman

when you fart and sneeze at the same time, sometimes ejecting you from your seat.

warning: very painfull on the butthole.

james flew out of his chair after farting and sneezing at the same time.

"what are you gonna name that one?" chris asked.
Answer, "Gonkler"

by the sneaky indian May 2, 2009

the googler

another one of the titles 'the decider' has given/had bestowed on himself. Used during his visits to the internets. Only Bush could find so many ways to butcher the english language. Most international leaders can speak many languages, ours can't even speak one.

I'm the decider, and I use the google and the internets to help me decide because I'm the googler

by Paul S.W. October 29, 2006

Backseat Googler

An individual who continually offers annoying advice on another's search.

David "No, you gotta put that search in quotation marks!"

Sarah "Stop being such a backseat googler!"

by Spark & Park December 23, 2008

googlersona

Your personality or persona as defined by the sites that come up when someone googles your name. Depending on the sites you've contributed to on the web, your googlersona isn't necessarily a true reflection of you. It could be embarrassing or highly defamatory.

I googlestalked that guy I met on Friday night and he has a dodgy googlersona. I think he may have been a pornstar while he was at university. Plus, it seems he's got some crazy crush on Martha Stewart.

by Sarah Louise G October 29, 2008

googlerist

A person following 'The Church of the google' religion to make themselves seem witty and popular with silly webpages and random quotes.A googlerist is obsessed with googlerism.

Jo..'i spent an hour following the google faith to find that chickens are cannibals'.. Justine 'sighs...true, googlerists are in need of websearch rehab'

by CustardMonkey September 29, 2009