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Godipulate

Godipulate: (v) The cessation of attempts to control circumstances through manipulation and the placement of problems in the hands of God. Godipulating, Godipulation (n).
He knew he could no longer exert control over his tax audit, so he decided to Godipulate the problem by putting his faith in a solution from heaven above.
by CQScafidi March 3, 2010
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godify

To make one's self or another appear omnipotent in a simulated setting; a movie, video game, etc.
Examples: All of Steven Seagal's movies. Chuck Norris Facts. The Chronicles of Riddick. Creating yourself in Madden with all 99's instead of making yourself the fat slob you are.

Person 1: "I heard Chuck Norris was so pissed off at how godified Angelina Jolie is in 'Wanted' that he roundhouse kicked every starving child in Africa."
Person 2: "That sounds like another Chuck Norris Fact. I'm going to go back to creating myself in Madden."
Person 1: "Hey, you weigh 325 pounds. There's no way you're a Quarterback with 99 speed. Quit trying to godify yourself, you fat bastard."
by Big E to the Z March 26, 2008
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Godi Media

Term is used to refer to those - journalists, news channels, newspapers, news portals, organisations etc., who are biased for any government or biased against the opposition, reason for which can be due to coercion, monetary gain, professional gain, fear of power etc,.
Term Godi means lap, implying they sit in government's lap.
Term was first coined by journalist Ravish Kumar.
Godi Media journalist started attacking the opposition instead of questioning the government representative.
Godi media is avoiding covering issue of increasing inflation in the country.
by sherdil August 21, 2022
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Godiditional forms

"Godiditonal forms" is basically a good "scientific" term to be used in the Creationist and Intelligent Design Movements.

It is when someone uses the excuse "God did it" (a.k.a Godidit) as an explanation for something which they can't explain.
Atheist: So if everything happens for a reason, and god makes it happen, what's the reason for your mother dying of cancer?

Christian: Uh...well...don't question the mighty power! God did it!

Atheist: *sigh*, Not more Godiditional forms used as an argument! Ack!

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Atheist: Who stole my pen? Was it you Brady?

Brady (the Christian): No, I didn't do it? Godidit

Atheist: *sigh*, it's the second Godiditional form I've seen in the last 5 minutes!
by Yahoo Answers FTW December 10, 2010
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Godish Balls

Where your balls create so many children you have more kids than God
by Godish Balls Face Man May 16, 2019
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godike

An absolute savage. The best of the best. Used to describe and a legend
Emily is a godike.
by emily234569 May 16, 2020
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godisyuju

The least unrpblematic kpop stan☝️🍌
Omg are u godisyuju?!
-yes i am
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