goblach

The king of all that was, is, and ever shall be. Pure excellence.

All hail mighty Goblach, the giver of love.

by Bushman nuck June 15, 2016

Peach Gobler

Where you are eating a girl out, but her pussy smells absolutely nasty and has extra skin, so you get up tell her she looks like Franklin the Turtle, punch her in the vagina and leave

Jenny wasn't happy because of the Peach Gobler from last night

by Poonslain69 March 30, 2016

Glizzy Gobler

Someone who chokes on Glizzys

Me:chokes on a glizzy
Homie:ohhhh shit he a glizzy gobler

by anonymous December 3, 2020

goblersnob

a condition where the nasel passages have been inflamed at birth as a result of being dropped face first to the floor.

Chris are you on medication for that goblersnob.

by Clint March 1, 2003

golbarg

A derogatory term for a prostitute; esp. one with sagging skin and an unappealing nose.

The golbarg died from multiple std's.
The golbarg was kicked out of school because of inappropriate behavior.

Golbarg, stop being a tramp.

by anonymous1235623464 September 20, 2011

Goolarstar

An imaginary, mythical, fire breathing mongoose like creature that often crosses the road in front of cars. Used by parents to distract rowdy children on long journeys.

Look Son, I think we just squashed another Goolarstar

by Hammonster October 12, 2005

goblabbles

1. An epic man rant.
2. A badass man story consisting of manly manliness.

1. You: Dude my wife kept nagging last night
Jon: Dude, i've got enough goblabbles, i dont wanna hear yours

2. You: Jon!! I've got a goblabble to tell you!
Jon: Tell me dude.
You: I saved two chicks by scaring away this bear and then we all made out at once!!

by BROCULARexplosion June 15, 2011