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Gateaux

Gateaux - verb

The sexual act where a slice (or more if particularly hungry) of chocolate gateaux is eaten out of the private region of another without the use of utensils, cream is optional.
Person 1: "What do you think of him?"

Person 2: "I would definitely gateaux him!!"

Alternatively

Person 1: "How was the hotel and weekend with your wife?"

Person 2: "Yes, had a lovely time with the Mrs. last night, even gave her a good gateauxing"
by bikeforestdb May 6, 2013
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Goatachi

A modern suffix formed by the words 'Goat' and 'Itachi'. Goat referring to Greatest of all time in modern culture and Itachi is a character from the Naruto series. Basically trying to show Itachi is the greatest of all time.
Goatachi is one of the best anime pages out there
by Goatachi February 11, 2021
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dead goated

The terrible smell of your snowboard boots after a day of riding
awww nigga i was poachin dat shit all day but my boots is dead goated
by Crunktoberfest February 18, 2008
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trailer park goatee

It's a goatee in which the beard and porn stache don't connect.
That guy looks like a loser with his trailer park goatee and his el Camino.
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pull a Goatee

I'm coming.
That's what she said.
Did you just pull a Goatee on me?
by AlexandersStele November 1, 2018
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The Toronto Goatee

Sexual Position
When a man gives a women a reverse ‘titty fuck’. He either pushes out a little nugget of poo or a pre-planned lazy wiping of the anal area. So while performing this act, pushes his bum cheeks against her chin, leaving fecal matter all over the chin……
The Toronto Goatee!
Jack was performing an aggressive reverse titty fuck on Jill while on holidays in Canada. Once he had finished he notice a brown smear all over Jill’s chin. This is when he realized he must not have wiped his ass properly. He looked at her, then out the window and said…..

Ahh I dub the….
The Toronto Goatee!
by Booby42 September 21, 2023
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goatbacher

1. A semi erected chode.
2. An ultra fat Nick Carlin.
What the fuck is goatbacher doing here?
by Herr Buttslut August 26, 2004
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