Skip to main content

Pinocchio goatee

When a guy shaves his junk but leaves his ball fro intact.
I ran out of shaving cream today while shaving my junk and ended up having to leave a pinocchio goatee.
by pinocchio69 March 2, 2010
mugGet the Pinocchio goatee mug.

ass goatee

The result of a fully shaven vulva viewed from the front with hair still remaining near the anus at such an angle that it appears to form a goatee.
Man last night I was going down on Sue and she was so smooth but then I moved too low and hit her ass goatee. I wanted to puke up a hairball.
by trainee October 25, 2007
mugGet the ass goatee mug.
Related Words

Ruby Goatee

In the tradition of terms like "dirty Sanchez" and "glazed doughnut" The "ruby goatee" is a term used for the facial appearance after a lurid session of oral coitus performed on a woman who is riding the crimson wave.
Even though my girl was on the rag, I still went down town and she gave me a killer Ruby Goatee!
by Raven Curlz April 11, 2012
mugGet the Ruby Goatee mug.

WingDing Gaster

WD Gaster (named after the fonts WINGDINGS and Aster) is a secret character in the RPG UNDERTALE by Toby Fox

Nobody knows much about Gaster, we don't even know what he really looks like, but we know that in the game he was the former royal scientist of the underground

abilities: unknown

Possible appearance: a possibility of what DR Gaster looks like is a goopy noseless Skeleton with a crack going up his right eye and another going down his left eye, he wears a black lab coat and a white sweater, and appears to either have a big hole in both his hands or his hands are closed/ in a fist

it is widely believed that Gaster is the father of sans and papyrus ( the skelebros named after the fonts comic sans and papyrus)
another belief is Gaster created the skelebros by cutting a hole in each of his hands and using what he cut out to clone himself (creating sans and papyrus)
another belief is after Gaster was shattered across space and time he was split into 2 beings therefor meaning sans and papyrus could be 2 halves of Gaster

nobody knows how or why Gaster was erased from his timeline and shattered across space and time

some believe he fell into the core (a giant power converter that converts lava into power that Gaster created)

some say he was pushed in

some say he was sucked into a black hole during one of his many experiments.
ENTRY NUMBER SEVENTEEN
DARK
DARKER
YET DARKER
THE DARKNESS KEEPS GROWING
THE SHADOWS CUTTING DEEPER
PHOTON READINGS NEGATIVE
THIS NEXT EXPERIMENT
SEEMS
VERY
VERY
INTERESTING
...
WHAT DO YOU TWO THINK

- WINGDING Gaster
by comicsans92 September 15, 2017
mugGet the WingDing Gaster mug.

goatsebuster

A goatsebuster is an admin at a forum usually, but it could also be an editor at a wiki or similar, that works to remove goatse spam and save the site's users from the horrors of goatse. This includes, but is not limited to: goatse links, spoofs, references, images etc.
Today I had to remove 3 more goatse links that claimed to be "Cute kittens!". Being a goatsebuster is a tought job, but someone's got to do it!
by nxsty May 7, 2008
mugGet the goatsebuster mug.

gofasters

This is what Marines call running shoes
I went to the store and bought some new Asics gofasters, cause I need to run over to the next town and bang this MILF tonight.
by C_Dog23 April 27, 2006
mugGet the gofasters mug.

Goatee

Awesome combinations of facial hair on the chin and upper lip
Kelsey "geez tom that goatee is super sexy, maybe you should lather that bad boy up with some paw paw!"
by Goatee September 22, 2014
mugGet the Goatee mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email