Glurg

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by AdoomyStiro April 28, 2021

glurker

A person who spends all their time on forums claiming to be a lurker but, ironically, makes a lot of posts about being a lurker.

Glurker post:
"I know I never post, but I just have to say..."

by dancingmokey March 1, 2005

gluency

the act of rubbing pubic areas one against the other during lesbian sex. To velcro.

Refers to the noun "velcro": the pubic hair, to "glue" the pubic hair.

You can ask if a lesbian is having fun: How is your gluency?

by gluglu December 10, 2009

gurnack

Detroit street slang for just a generally offensive person. A jerk, nerd, or plain a-hole.

Yo gurnack, turn off American Idol and put the Pistons game on, dammit!

by byeSoxy! March 9, 2010

glunk

The act of sliding one's eyeglasses down one's nose and peering over the top of them in a questioning, self-confident, or alluring manner.

I said something untruthful and that chick laid a glunk on me I'll never forget.

by http://www.glunkin.com/ June 3, 2011

Glurg

The amount of half-and-half necessary to turn a cup of black coffee into a wonderfully rich walnut color. Akin to a dollop.

Peter: I'm going to Starbucks, Scott. Do you want me to get you anything?

Scott: Thanks, Peter. I'd love a grande coffee.

Peter: Anything in it?

Scott: A glurg of half-and-half, please.

by Tyrone Moustache August 9, 2012

Godzilla Gurn

A term used to describe a particular and severe gurn (a distorted facial expression, caused by various drugs, resulting in a grotesque face and in some cases, the jaw action of a jackhammer).

An individual displaying a savage 'Godzilla Gurn' may almost appear to be a dinosaur, due to his or her display of ferocious jaw power, locked facial expression and huge glaring eyes. Unlike a normal gurn where the jaw is contorted into numerous positions, 'Godzilla Gurn' subjects appear to have fixed clamped jaws.

1. "Blimey! That chap has a vicious godzilla gurn."
2. "Watch out! Here comes gurnzilla."

by The Crimson Adder July 2, 2009