glamping

glamorous camping; when rich bitches can pay someone to do all the work for them

"Oh Heathcliffe dear, I'm ever so glad we are glamping this weekend. By the way,is the butler done catching our trout?"

by princess consuela bananahammoc October 7, 2008

Forrest Gumping

the act of being overly nervous or socially awkward around a beautiful girl

"Dude, quit Forrest Gumping and go talk to her already"

or

"So what did you and that chick do last night after i left?"
"I started Forrest Gumping when she took her shirt off, so she left"

by GordoWithaG-spot April 28, 2013

gumping

Solitary past-time or activity of walking/jogging aimlessly in pursuit of one's destiny or future.

I don't feel like getting drunk again, I'm going gumping instead.

by 3mothers February 4, 2010

Gumping

the act of two or more persons participating in a sexual act, involving a random bodily organs corpse. one person jumps on the flat corpse, whilst the other(s) subject themselves to the genital region of the corpse, whilst the bodily organs & fluids & blood splatter into their face.

a friend and I experienced a gumping session with a dear old relative

by bill boob August 12, 2006

Gumping

Feigning retardism with the purpose in mind to seduce a "special girl"

Anyone Fancy a trip to St Johns for a spot of Gumping?

by stringzzz May 16, 2008

Gumping

Inserting one's self into footage or frames from a film.

Holding hands with Edward Norton at the end of fight club or gumping yourself to be pulling the blaster on both Greedo AND Han

by office zomboy June 28, 2010

forest gumping

1: Running super fast

2: Getting the fuck out of a place!

1: Jeremy was forest gumping past all the other runners.

2: The Robber pulled a gun so the man was forest gumping out of there.

by Yung BC January 23, 2009