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Garland

The most awesome person in all the multiverses. The only true ladies man who makes ladies faint or worship him. He is the bests at everything and wrecks everything.
Man, your so awesome your name must be Garland.
by All the ladies love me October 19, 2019
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Garland effect

A phenomenon that occurs when someone creates a facebook poll for an event and fails to turn up themselves.
The Garland effect has reaked havoc at this party
by Author Bragg June 15, 2018
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dixie day orozco garland

a beautiful amazing perfect girl names Dixie Day Orozco Garland very sexy most sexy girl in the universe mind melting she is legend the only one of her kind there is no way to fully describe her yet for she is that perfect it hurts people till this day still speak of her as a the most perfect sexy girl to set foot on earth some say she is a god i say legendary godess that's mine belongs to i scott garland ALLL MINE!
Dixie Day Orozco Garland is legend THIS IS SPARTA!!!!
by scott garland December 9, 2012
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Garlanded

The action of killing someone with music or bass. Chris Garland was the only man known in history to have killed someone with music. While DJing at a nightclub in Denver he induced a heart attack on a 25 year old fan.
1)I just saw the DJ garlanded 4 people in the club.

2)If you don't watch it I will throw you in my car and garlanded you with my subs.
by BroncosFan4Life2 November 3, 2010
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Gerlando

A type of rod used in traditionally Cristian household as punishment.
After my father recited "spare the rod spoil the child" my bottom had a red mark in the shape of a gerlando.
by Racker September 24, 2016
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gilland

A woman who is appreciated by men for her extensive knowledge of the male anatomy and how to use it in new ways.
Hey man you should have seen what me and my girl did last nite. She was actin so gilland my leg started twitching.
by andy April 20, 2005
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Garland

A shy manly man. Very protective but comes across controlling. Is addive as drugs are so he will become your habit. Likes to stick to himself unless in a relationship than you will always be with him. Is not a family man but does have family. Well known as the bad boy. Most people are afraid of him but he can be a teddy bear. One of the best fisherman out there. Had a true love for the word of God but doesn't always follow his own religion. Best date would be on a beach camping.
Garland tok me fishing with him today.
by Cowboyslady December 21, 2016
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