Garlanded

The action of killing someone with music or bass. Chris Garland was the only man known in history to have killed someone with music. While DJing at a nightclub in Denver he induced a heart attack on a 25 year old fan.

1)I just saw the DJ garlanded 4 people in the club.

2)If you don't watch it I will throw you in my car and garlanded you with my subs.

Garlanded by BroncosFan4Life2 November 3, 2010

Judy Garland 

Judy Garland, AKA Miss Show Biz, was a wonderfully beautiful actress and singer from the 1930s to the late 1960s, when she unexpectedly died a premature death caused by her drug usage. She's the woman who made "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" the Christmas standard it is today, and sung "Over the Rainbow" in The Wizard of Oz by L. Frank Baum.

Judy Garland ended up playing the role of seventeen-year-old Esther Smith in the MGM music Meet Me In St. Louis, a role she originally didn't want because she feared it would sey her career back instead of forward.

Judy Garland by Piper Leigh Hathaway January 1, 2005

Katie Garland 

Katie Garland is the type of person you wouldn't need to spent money on a bra for. Her not being able to even fit into a Double A is a massive turn on for all the boys. Although, one may think she doesn't like boys as she hasn't been able to get a thing going with a boy for a while.

"wow is that Katie Garland?!"
"oh yes it is, i can tell because she isnt wearing a bra"

Katie Garland by Assadhulla June 1, 2020

gapbanded 

to totally consume a confined area with your personal methane expulsion. Related to "you dropped a bomb on me"

Honey, you gapbanded me in the bathroom after that burrito! NICE WORK!!

gapbanded by phoneguy123 November 11, 2010

Garland, Texas 

A suburb of Dallas, Texas, USA. The population is around sixty-five thousand as of December 2009. Its school district is one of the few in the country that still allows you to choose which school you wish to go to.
This city was inspiration for the show 'King of the Hill', which is set in 'Arland, Texas.'
Garland was also the location of the beginning of the 2009 movie 'Zombieland.'
Sometimes referred to as G-Town, though that can also refer to Garland High School.
No one rides horses, and the majority of the population does not have a heavy southern drawl.

Have you ever been to Garland, Texas? That place is fucking awesome!

Garland, Texas by The Color Fiend December 30, 2009

Merrick Garland 

Noun; A comically inept Attorney General who was appointed on March 11, 2021. Instead of investigating treason, he spends his days playing Snood, taking naps and getting sexually aroused by manila folders.

“Merrick Garland is as useful as a vibrator without batteries, a paper umbrella, or a submarine with a screen door”.

Merrick Garland by apatheticny September 20, 2021

Garland 

Someone who's gonna knock down any impertinent fool who dares to cross swords with him.

I, Garland, will knock you all down!

Garland by HardKnox July 9, 2009