by Braveheart January 9, 2004
Get the jerkin the gerkin mug.louisa: what shall we do this weekend?
James: lets go on a full on gerkaturt!
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what a fuckin gerkaturt that was last night i cant feel my arms!
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whys john shaking like a scared papoose was it the gerkaturt he was on last night?
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ive gotta get off the gerkaturt i saw my soul eat a boiled egg last night
James: lets go on a full on gerkaturt!
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what a fuckin gerkaturt that was last night i cant feel my arms!
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whys john shaking like a scared papoose was it the gerkaturt he was on last night?
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ive gotta get off the gerkaturt i saw my soul eat a boiled egg last night
by jamelouruth! August 21, 2009
Get the gerkaturt mug.1. Term used to describe an unfortunate genetic disorder which renders a male with inadequately sized anatomy.
2. a tiny dick; an itty bitty weeny
3. DAMN!
2. a tiny dick; an itty bitty weeny
3. DAMN!
This poor boy has the worst case of the Gerkin Syndrome I've ever seen.
The disappointment on her face said it all, "Not the Gerkin Syndrome again".
His Gerkin Syndrome was so bad that he couldn't even measure up to Barbie's boyfriend, Ken.
The disappointment on her face said it all, "Not the Gerkin Syndrome again".
His Gerkin Syndrome was so bad that he couldn't even measure up to Barbie's boyfriend, Ken.
by Burl & Mode July 7, 2010
Get the Gerkin Syndrome mug.To backhand someone in the junk. Back slap the twig and berries. Upper-cut the cock and balls. There can be multiple techniques depending on the style of the b'gerker. It is important to mention that it is not a true b'gerk if the person knows its coming. It must come when the person least expects it.
Roman told his girlfriend something inappropriate I said so for payback he will get brutal b'gerking.
by mercD January 23, 2011
Get the B'gerk mug.by Kurt 8 KEINER January 14, 2009
Get the Gerken mug.Easily described as the combining of the names Gerard Butler and Erik. See, Erik + Gerard = Gerik.
Anyways, it is the name given to Gerard's portrayal of the Phantom and also the one thing that makes a typical Phangirl flock to the poto fandom.
I will, however, admit that Gerik is undoubtedly the sexiest phantom ever.
Anyways, it is the name given to Gerard's portrayal of the Phantom and also the one thing that makes a typical Phangirl flock to the poto fandom.
I will, however, admit that Gerik is undoubtedly the sexiest phantom ever.
by toee May 23, 2006
Get the Gerik mug.slapping a woman to orgasm with a pickle.
The pickle must be sliced in order to achieve the best slapping.
The pickle must be sliced in order to achieve the best slapping.
Gerk me, Gerk me with your giant pickle!
After gerking for hours, her lips were sore and the room was a mess.
After gerking for hours, her lips were sore and the room was a mess.
by Blafbatser98 May 13, 2014
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