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Glooping

The act of having Gloop seemingly secrete from the tips of your fingers. The leading cause of Jam Hands, Glooping leaves everything smudged and sticky when touched by the infected. Most common in small children and the really obnoxious.
Matt: "Why is my iPod all sticky?!"

Evan: "Sorry, my fingers are glooping..."
by fingerblaster69 March 25, 2010
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Gerpington

A sexy Stripper who will give you free lap dances, but only on Tuesday
Love's to milk people so be ready to get milked.
"MMMMM MILK ME GERPINGTON"
by BoopDeDoop September 28, 2013
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GORPING

Spreadin an ass and licking the rim of the gaping hole
I was gorping that chick lastnight
by Milo January 2, 2003
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glurping

she likes glurping random citizens
by polkic May 18, 2010
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gorping

Gorping is the process of cleaning out a Marijuana pipe to obtain Gorp. -- Central PA State College Area
Hey I will be out as soon as I get done gorping this pipe.
by MommaGee January 6, 2014
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Glomping

Running/walking around in such away that it may appear that one is leaping, while making an unnecessarily wild show of doing so. particular down stairwells. there may also be obnoxious sound effects involved. it is a particularly good method for giving the major muscle groups in your legs and buttocks a good workout. watching somebody glomp around will probably look like a combination of that person trying to take the largest steps possible, as well as trying to raise his legs as high up as possible while stepping, and finally trying to slam his feet down with as much force as possible.
"dude, what's that guy doing over there? is he mental or something?"
"nah he's just glomping around. did you know its a great way to work your legs?"
by meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee33 September 10, 2009
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gorping

You will need two people and a dead pregnant woman. To gorp, or "gorping" requires that you place the body of a recently deceased pregnant woman under a raised plat form, such as a ladder or a tree. One person then climbs the ladder or tree, and one person places their mouth over the exposed vagina of said dead woman. Person one then jumps on the stomach of the women which causes the dead fetus to shoot out the vagina into the mouth of person two. What you choose to do from here is up to the individual.
Peter, meet me at the cemetery at midnight. I have a strong urge to go gorping tonight.
by RichDangerously December 24, 2007
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