gaytar

an instrument used by homosexuals that looks like a guitar

"yo check out this guy, hes playing a gaytar"

by jaybird101 April 18, 2010

Gaytarded

When a person can't decide if they are just gay (not as in homosexual as in they do something stupid) or retarded...so then the person is both making them gaytarded

Tyler: Mike are you gay or are you retarded
Mike:uhmmm...(5 seconds of silence)
Tyler:Mike you are gaytarded!

by RealTalkKswag October 15, 2011

Gaytar

A guitar which makes its player appear homosexual, regardless of whether or not they actually are.

http://img3.musiciansfriend.com/dbase/pics/products/1/9/7/537197.jpg

This is a gaytar.

by Jeedoh Plankus April 22, 2009

Gastard

A Gastard is a fart that no one claims. It is a concatenation of "gas" and "bastard". A fatherless fart.

"Oooooh!" exclaimed Alex. "Who fathered that bomb?" Not me's ring out from the crowd. "It is a stinky gastard!"

by CaptJTKirk August 27, 2009

gayster basket

Much like an Easter Basket, but exchanged among gays during June (Gay Pride month).

Johnny got the cutest Gayster Basket from his boyfriend this year! It had rainbow condoms, assorted lubes, a butt plug and tons of porn. Oh -- and three kinds of poppers.

by gregandthecity April 17, 2009

Gastarius

A mix between Darius in League of Legends and Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.
If a player plays Gastarius he MUST sing the Gaston-song from the movie.

I think I will play Gastarius today.

by Neomancer712 March 17, 2013

Gaytard

An insult used to make fun of people who are gay whilst at the same time, calling them a retard. The subject of the word doesn't have to actually be gay as it just uses the word "gay" being an insult, not what it actually means.

Dan why did you steal my pencil you're such a gaytard!

by Big duck called dave December 17, 2019