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Astronomy

Very pretty girl, nice, loving & pure. The prettiest brown eyes. Beautiful long wavy brown hair. Funny girl, really. I love her. She’s perfect, everything about her is so nice. Im so in love with astronomy.
Me: astronomy, i love you
Astronomy: i love you too <3
by Notkinman May 5, 2022
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when you are big gassy and inflated and you release a hot steamy diareha onto your favorite furry femboy, and then you suck on their knot as they playdough in your mouth.
Dude I gave my friend a gastronomic tallahassee hornswoggler, there was shit all over the walls in the aftermath!
by truewilson45 October 17, 2025
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gastronomical Geiger counter

Yer noisy "butt-crack" dat "cracklingly" detects whenever you've been in close proximity to baked beans or cabbage.
John claimed he hadn't had any beans for supper, but his loudly-registering gastronomical Geiger counter told a different story!
by QuacksO November 11, 2025
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Pastronomy

The study of Rotten Deli Food that is so gross it is “out of this world” in Outer Space
Instead of studying planets which is astronomy, I’m studying what happens to raw black moldy cheese and stale hard bread once it is exposed to spaces frigid temperatures also known as pastronomy.

Yo bro did you pass your pastronomy exam?
by Da Rotten TunaMan January 29, 2020
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Astronomy

This is a mental disorder created by people to get you to base your very own personality off of a star. You can not act like a animal shaped star in space my nigga.
Astronomy ain’t real.
by Zyke_thatnigga444 July 21, 2022
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astronomy

astrology believer: EWWW YOUR A CANDY CORN GO AWAY CAN PRICORN

astronomy believer: fuck you, astrology doesn't exist, go understand some real shit like fucking planets and not "personalities of star signs and their stars in space" or some shit

astrology believer: i dont care capri sun corn ewww cant have a life

astronomy believer: well do signs have a fucking life, dumbass? "i cant be with you your a sagger my pants tarius" "sorry that i stabbed you 34 times in the stomach! im just a scalpion!" "ew your an aquamarius, your so unsmart lol" "stop my love! im just a virgin, thats why i cheat, please!!!" "OMG! you're a piss these??? LETS BE MARRIED WE ARE COMPATIBLE OMGGGGGGGGG"
by genalphaslangman May 4, 2023
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