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astrology believer: EWWW YOUR A CANDY CORN GO AWAY CAN PRICORN

astronomy believer: fuck you, astrology doesn't exist, go understand some real shit like fucking planets and not "personalities of star signs and their stars in space" or some shit

astrology believer: i dont care capri sun corn ewww cant have a life

astronomy believer: well do signs have a fucking life, dumbass? "i cant be with you your a sagger my pants tarius" "sorry that i stabbed you 34 times in the stomach! im just a scalpion!" "ew your an aquamarius, your so unsmart lol" "stop my love! im just a virgin, thats why i cheat, please!!!" "OMG! you're a piss these??? LETS BE MARRIED WE ARE COMPATIBLE OMGGGGGGGGG"
by genalphaslangman May 4, 2023
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fucking bitches, hates people for not stanning "bts" or some shit, calls haters locals even though they even live in fucking oklahoma
Kpop stan: shut up local, army bts will always win

Chads: you'll get captured by the REAL army next time, "local"? you fucking live in utah, get off the phone kpop stan
by genalphaslangman May 2, 2023
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girl: haha im a sag im smart and your dumb

me: this is fucking bullshit dumbass astrology girl, what sag? sagging your fucking pants?
by genalphaslangman May 4, 2023
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