gaytard

a person that can be described as both a gay and a retard

wow, that guy's wearing a pink abercrombie sweatshirt, what a gaytard!

by uhhhMARISSA December 28, 2005

gaytard

Some one who is not a homosexual, but is a complete idiot, and he's so smug and proud that you just want to BASH HIS FACE IN WITH A SHOVEL!!!!!

A "gaytard" sits next to me in english. He occasionally smirks over at me and says something idiotic.

by Norton Johnson December 7, 2006

gaytard

a term used to describe someone/something that is both gay and retarded.

"wow,I look like such a gaytard in that picture.."

by Maddie McGregor January 20, 2008

gaytard

An individual who combines the most ridiculous aspects of gay culture with the lowest I.Q and the shortest attention span.

"Omigod, I like, love Jessica Simpson! Am I like, a gaytard?"

by giannirebl June 27, 2008

Gaytard

The name to someone who you think maybe homosexual and is (in your opinion) "speshal"

Fairweather is a bloody "gaytard"

by Nibling October 27, 2007

garrard

A bony, short haired, no ass havin chick that may or may not have a clit piercing and has a fucking horse mouth. Typically seen fucking QA and QARs, or and E-5 and up. Has the potential to be a barracks slut but too early to tell.

"Hey Sargent what happened to your face?!"
"So I was at this bitches house and her husband walked in while I was balls deep in her ass and her husband beat my face with the toilet tank lid"
"Damn you got garrarded"

by Condor4Life January 24, 2016

Gastard

Noun. A combination of gas and retard.
Somone who drives a giant, fuel inefficient SUV then has the balls to complain about paying $400 a week to keep it gassed up. Often seen with a "Gas Prices Suck" bumper sticker.

Gastard: Something needs to be done about this, I just spent $110 to fill up my Escalade.
Smart person: maybe you should buy a car with better milage.
Gastard: but I NEED! my hulking status symbol!
Smart Person: Gastard

by Wolf89 January 3, 2007