Gamble and Lose

When you think you have to fart and you end up shitting your pants

Oh shit dude, I just gambled and lost!

by Jenna September 8, 2004

gambool

To gamble in a wild and high-variance fashion. Often applied to loose and aggressive play in poker, or by poker player to other forms of high variance gambling, like baccarat.

On tilt from losing in the poker game, he decided to gambool it up at the pit to try to get even.

by moscow25 December 9, 2007

5am Gamble

Risk taken under the influence of alcohol very late at night, often during sleepovers, sofa crashes and slumber parties: while feeling reckless and uninhibited, the gambler will make a pass at someone either completely unavailable or way out of their league. The gambler will usually not be successful in their enterprise.

'I took a 5am Gamble last night. Still woke up with my clothes on though.'

by Jalfred Peacock November 20, 2009

gambling

The surest way of getting nothing from something.

I pissed all my cash awy gambling on the internet.

by Sean December 8, 2003

Gomboli

An appropriate term used to distinguish a person who claims to know how to cook Italian food really good, but after tasting, it's "Gone Bad".

-Hey, did you hear Sara is going to cook some pasta tonight?

-Oh yea, good luck eating that GOMBOLI's dish!

by Brooklyn Ranger October 23, 2009

losing the gamble

An alternate description of the term shart. An unintentional emission of feces during intended flatulence.

I was taking a piss the other day and tried to fart. It sucked, dude--I totally lost the gamble!

by bscepter February 12, 2005

dog shit gambler

radmeonjr1 is a dog shit gambler, and is so insignificant at gambling and is useless in all other walks of life, can't even boil toast, i wish him the best with being the most incompetent loser i have ever met. dont be like radmeonjr1 and drink after losing. drink after winning.

We don't fuck with that dog shit gambler radmeonjr1, he is a bad gambler

by TheGuyWhoHatesRadmeonjr1 May 22, 2022