Color Guard

A league of trained assassins whose goal is to eliminate every last member of the marching band. They accomplish this by hitting instruments with their flags and encouraging members with an reward system for hitting certain instruments (Sousaphone is 1 point because it is so big, Piccolo is 10 points because it is so small). Do not be deceived by their innocent looks because you will regret every second you do.

Person 1: Dang that girl looks so nice.

Person 2: She's not; she's in color guard.

by Godyr December 27, 2012

Guap

A significant amount of money.

Aye, hold up
Take a moment, count my guap, count my guap
All these racks bombin' in, they bombin' in (hold up)
Aye, count my guap, count my guap
Cannot stop comin' in, comin' in
Pull up in a drop top, she drop dead
I pulled up in a drop top, she drop dead
My diamonds dancing hopscotch, they holding hands
My diamonds dancing hopscotch, they holding hands"- Trippie red

by Lamar Jackson=Michael Vick February 26, 2019

guapsexual

Only being arose by cash, money, Funds, or the Guap

Bring don’t even mess with girls, he all about the funds, straight up guapsexual

by Guapsexual June 21, 2020

Guapanese

The Language concerning only money, and things involved with making money.

We talk in Guapanese so the feds cant catch us.

by Tidus CEO March 29, 2010

color guard girl

A dedicated, tough, strong, girl with a big personality and cocky at times. ♥

And is a beast at spinning ALL the things! :)

a color guard girl is...
when they dislocate their knee in the first 15secs of their championship winter guard show, and still perform their ass off like nothing else matters.♥

They spin everything they lay their hands on♥

When she's pissed off and still has a smile on her face and is continuing her life's performance.

by color guard memes December 14, 2012

tard guard

another name for people who take care of mentally handicapped kids and prevent them from harming them selves or others.

johnny got a job with the tard guard, then he got pooped on

by bobby brown75 July 3, 2006

Go Guardian

a bullshit chrome extension teachers use to make fun of students by blocking them on certain websites. At times, not even allowing them to use their browser.

Go Guardian is so retarded! Ms. R blocked me from unblocked games!

by The guy he is looking for February 12, 2020