dirty gourd

a pg way to call someone a dirty whore.

Melissa: "You wanna play darts?"
Liz: "Not with you, you dirty gourd!"
Melissa: "Did you just call me a dirty whore?!?"
Liz: "No. I said dirty gourd, like a pumpkin."

by lizaroni0520 February 3, 2010

gourded

Being extremely high on marijuana smoked from an improvised gourd pipe.

I am so fucking gourded I could count to purple backwards.

by Smokie the high bear December 3, 2019

Gourd shorts

When you can see a man’s bulge through his pants

“Bro check out Jason’s gourd shorts, he’s packing a foot-long in there!”

by zoeeq November 28, 2021

Gourd

A fleshy, typically large fruit with a hard skin, some varieties of which are edible.

“Hey Keelin, can you get the gourd for the feast please?”

by artymis August 7, 2021

Decorative gourd

.1) Usually a decorative gourd is a useless items that get kicked around without reason.

.2) Someone who is so painfully, overly useless, that you don't have any other words to describe them. They are beyond lazy, and only groan in disagreement when you tell them to make themselves useful in any way, usually not doing anything afterwards.

Example 1
Person A: How long ago did you ask for that decoration they owe you?
Person B: At least a month...
Person A: God they are such a decorative gourd

Example 2
(The scene of a murder, questioning a witness)
Person A: Where did you last see the victim?
Person B: Uhhhh I dunno-
Person A, as they walk away: What a decorative gourd

by Chaotic_Wyvern January 4, 2023

Kim gourd

Chesney hawkes with tits

I am the one and only!!! Shh Kim gourd

your sounding like Chesney

by Horracewallace February 3, 2023

Gourd

The third hand

Forget the love piston, I want me a good gourd to make 'em moan.

by 1piemanpie November 9, 2018