goldfish

One who grows to fit their container

Like if you move into a new house, and you buy crap to fill all the rooms -- you're a goldfish. Totally.

by goldfish_enthusiast July 13, 2011

goldfish

A spontaneous erection of the male penis, usually the result of something completely non-sequitur, such as thinking about goldfish.

So I was at the downtown aquarium and all of a sudden I popped a goldfish. Mom kept looking at me funny.

by Zee January 24, 2005

goldfish

The greatest man made food(well it's machine made but whatever) that ever journyed to this world. they are made of love and pussyjuice(this makes them taste extra good)

goldfish are cheese and flavor blasted crackers.

by john habostada June 11, 2008

Goldfish

Verb
-Goldfish
-Goldfishing
-Goldfished

To goldfish is to not know when hungry or full, just eats when food is accessible until one is sick or vomits.

Like when feeding goldfish you can kill them by over feeding since goldfish does not when when it is full.

*Example 1*
Bob:"Can she really eat all 7 burgers?"
Ken:"She's probably going to goldfish"

*Example 2*
Bob:"Stop goldfishing! That's your 7th burger!"
Jen:"But it's sooooo good!"
... 5 min later ...
Jen:"You're right, I goldfished... I feel sick..." *vomits*

by lemongrab March 7, 2014

goldfish

Ay-yup.Pepperidge farms.You should put it in a bucket.

Goldfish,the snack that smiles back.

by Don't go down that road. September 21, 2005

Goldfish

Like a catfish..... but she still expects you to pay for everything

Meant a girl on tinder but she ended up being a goldfish

by King Ofallofus January 6, 2018

goldfish

a vagina during the act of urination. Smelling of fish yet looking oh so golden.

When i walked in on Stacy in the bathroom i saw her nasty goldfish.

by argo 5 April 29, 2003