After rounding up the cheesy goldfish goop from the edges of your molars after chewing two handfuls of the snack that smiles back, a pepperidge farmer is the act of conglomerating the substance into one ball, placing the goop ball into a woman's vagina, sprinkling salt on the clitoris, and having passionate, burning sex.
Stephen and I got so wild last night that he performed a Pepperidge Farmer on me.
Wow, that Pepperidge Farmer you did last week had my vagina burning for days.
Wow, that Pepperidge Farmer you did last week had my vagina burning for days.
by Sharptop March 29, 2022
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