A popular idea or statement passed around within a subset of the population as if it was factual, but for which there is no supporting evidence. A fusion of "gibberish" and "wanking".
The idea that most unemployed people are lazy pot-heads is just gibberwank spread by uber-conservatives.
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When you think of such a good word or phrase and no one else thinks its good, but you ask Urban Dictionary to add it and they approve.
When you think of such a good word or phrase and no one else thinks its good, but you ask Urban Dictionary to add it and they approve.
Alec: Bro, Kelly called me stupid so I called her a 'gir-ass' (like a giraffe) and everybody was laughing and saying it was stupid but it just blew up on Urban.
Gene: Stop inventing Gibberish.
Gene: Stop inventing Gibberish.
by finnrmyman November 2, 2022
Get the Inventing Gibberish mug.Some people can suffer from verbal diarrhoea. Others still can be referred to as a morning person. Combine these afflictions in a lab while trying to find a cure, and you will have yourself a Dawn-gibberer.
A Dawn-gibberer seems to talk either at random or along an unceasing tangent without mercy and despite signals indicating sufferance from hapless and/or occupied listeners, who are trying instead to muster at least a modicum of interest. The Dawn-gibberer's activities are definatively prominent during the first few hours of the morning, when other human beings are still trying to wake up, and therefore cannot functionally engage in nor fully understand a steady stream of disconnected ramblings.
Like an excorcist for the possessed, when faced with the verbal vomit of the Dawn-gibberer - it's head spinning and muttering - find yourself someone proficient in multitasking to feign interest and save your people.
A Dawn-gibberer seems to talk either at random or along an unceasing tangent without mercy and despite signals indicating sufferance from hapless and/or occupied listeners, who are trying instead to muster at least a modicum of interest. The Dawn-gibberer's activities are definatively prominent during the first few hours of the morning, when other human beings are still trying to wake up, and therefore cannot functionally engage in nor fully understand a steady stream of disconnected ramblings.
Like an excorcist for the possessed, when faced with the verbal vomit of the Dawn-gibberer - it's head spinning and muttering - find yourself someone proficient in multitasking to feign interest and save your people.
Steve donned an armor of indifference, armed himself with caffeine, and valiantly walked into his office in order to face the evil Dawn-gibberer known to the villagers as Suzie.
by Danny K. June 30, 2007
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Gabbie's severely underestimate everything about themselves, so you need to constantly prove to them that they are much better than they think.
It's impossible to be actually mad at a Gabbie, no matter what they do, because they are so loveable.
Gabbie's can be confusing sometimes and they can make people go crazy, but in the end, it turns out everything they do that makes you go crazy just makes you like them just that much more. They're definitely much more than meets the eye.
Gabbie's severely underestimate everything about themselves, so you need to constantly prove to them that they are much better than they think.
It's impossible to be actually mad at a Gabbie, no matter what they do, because they are so loveable.
Gabbie's can be confusing sometimes and they can make people go crazy, but in the end, it turns out everything they do that makes you go crazy just makes you like them just that much more. They're definitely much more than meets the eye.
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