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Fucktanglar

"This is fucktanglar! The fucking pipe is clogged and its going to explode!"

"What the hell? That's more Fucktanglar than the time my 5th grade teacher pointed out all the black children were truble makers!"
by Luigigamer940 May 21, 2020
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fuckjangle

Another generic term for bad drivers on the road. Commonly encountered in Arizona.
Come on fuckjangle why are you merging on the 202 going 30 mph move your ass.
by alcifer December 23, 2023
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fuckwangle

To arrange sex, marital or otherwise via scheming or other underhanded methods.
"She told me not to worry about coming out for a few beers with you and not to rush home"...
"You think she's fuckwangled you?"
..."Well now I do!"
by Marash1979 April 7, 2024
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Fucktackle

an excited greeting gesture when (usually a girl) runs up to a friend (usually a guy), jumps on them and wraps herself around them smoothing them in kisses, hugs, love, ect.
I haven't seen Jacob in forever, when I see him I'm going to fucktackle him to the ground!!!
by MsVenom November 3, 2013
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Fuckbaggleton

A place or location, actual or mythical, where fuckbags reside when not shitting the rest of the general population of Earth to tears.
"Why don't you, and the rest of your primordial puddle jumpers, pack up your shit, and piss off back to fuckbaggleton!
by Jimmy Tasmanianovich December 2, 2017
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Fucktangular

a way to describe a situation that is complicated and messy in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways
I was designing a machine but the problems kept piling up it was absolutely fucktangular.
by TheOutlaw1337 December 5, 2018
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Fucktangular

A situation that is complicated and messy in many ways. For example, how 2020 has played out so far.
"Man, 2020 really has been fucktangular, huh?"
"Yeah, between the Australian wildfires, the US killing an Iranian general and sparking a World War 3 threat, the corona pandemic starting, the Ukranian plane crash, Trump being acquitted for things he was guilty of, Kobe dying, Brexit, global lockdown, the stock market crash, the US presidential race being between Biden and Trump, Trump's bunker, civil unrest and police brutality leading to protests and riots similar to the 1960s, murder hornets, the Kenyan locust infestation, SpaceX satellites fucking up Earth-based astronomy, the Japanese floods, the Myanmar landslide, the US withdrawing from the WHO, the Indian floods, Trump threatening military retaliation to peaceful protests, the California wildfires started, the looming threat of a fascist America growing ever closer, Russia making itself an even worse place for LGBT people, Serbian unrest under a dictator who has been in power for 25 years coming to a head with the Beirut explosions, so much shit has happened. That doesn't even include deaths and arrests, man."
by itsromeobro August 10, 2020
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