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don't fuck with the payroll

don't sleep with anyone in the workplace. Doing so may cause awkward encounters at work and your colleagues thinking you're easy.
I told you don't fuck with the payroll Jacky
by harveysmakesyourhamburger July 21, 2011
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alphabet's but somethings wrong?!??!? 😳

random stranger: *sings the abcs but it is wrong*

random stranger: whoa dude, is that the abcs song but better?

me: yes. just a few drops of water and then the song will be much more perfect.

random stranger who committed arson once: someone gave me this popcorn. do you want some?

random stranger who has done nothing: yes please. I need to hear more of this beautiful masterpiece.
random stranger: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me
by holydrugs April 26, 2022
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don't fuck with me

01. Phrase used when you are sick of people's shit.
2. Phrase used when you don't know what the motives, benefits, or prerogative is of a person or group of people.
3. Phrase used when one can't see to wrap their brain around what the fuck is actually going on with a certain situation and no one else has any means to effectively communicate.
by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015
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I'll fuck with that

A phrase meaning you will do something that is in question.
friend: you want to get some food?

you: yeah I'll fuck with that.
by Raptors10823 October 25, 2008
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Can't fuck with dem frosties

A term used by stoners to express their love with frosties...You just can't fuck wid dem frosties aite?
Dammmn nigger! You Can't fuck with dem frosties aite?!
by Effin-Batman August 29, 2011
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don't fuck with this senator

*jack getting kicked in the balls*
Armstrong: DON'T FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR
by PikaboyMOD February 17, 2022
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i fuck with you

A phrase to let one's brethern know that you are down for the cause. Willing to go tonthe next level for thy homie. A ride or die.
"Hey Jill would you want to run up on these girl with me? These bitches wildin"

"Hell yean Nancy! You know that I fuck with you guuurl!! "
by PXN June 23, 2016
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