carlton fisked

To send the brain stem of a would be assailant down his spine and out of his rectum onto the concrete with a baseball bat.

Wannabe gangster: Gimme all your money or I'll beat you up.

Victim: Umm no.

Wannabe gangster: Yes.

(Out comes the Louisville Slugger) WHAM!!!

Victim: You've been Carlton Fisked.

by Colonel Enguss November 12, 2006

forked

The state of having attempted to spoon with a really skiny, boney guy, so that instead of feeling smooth and comfortable like a spoon, it's all sharp and prikly like a fork.

God, I forked with Doug last night and now there's a bruise in my back.

by Stevie Billy T December 29, 2007

fossed

To be fossed is to be ruthlessly but fairly corrected or educated on some point of trivial knowledge.

Mette: Did we just get fossed?
Foss: No. Getting fossed requires you to be ruthlessly but... etc. etc.

by TheFossFuzz May 12, 2014

Fisked

When a person is discovered to have no values

Dana Loesch was fisked after people watched her last NRA video

by Churchill1965 August 4, 2017

fooked

conor McGregor trying to say fucked

the boxing shit is fooked I'm about to kick the fooker in his legs.

by flyod money mayweather September 12, 2017

Fonked

The action of destroying someone in something:it is also a substitute for fuck or fucked so your Karen mom doesn’t yell at u

Jason:*beats the actual shit out of Jacob in a duel for who gets the last nugget*

Jacob:”oh shit bro”

Jason:you just got fonked

by Slutty ducc August 5, 2020

Forked River

Forked River (Lacey)- A town filled with Karen's (and he-Karens) that cop call when you light off a firework and make their dog bark. They also call if dogs bark. Known for our "Lacey Chatter" where the community comes together to bitch and moan about our town and bad driving. People here are typically in a rush and have a bad attitude. We also like to block traffic on main roads just to get our Dunkin fix! Forked River does have beautiful parks and playgrounds the local teens like to trash and piss all over, and the local druggies like to leave their needles. Who doesn't love a quick jab of hepatitis?

*Fun fact- you can drive into someone's home in Forked River with your car, and only receive a careless driving and failure to maintain lane ticket. Drive well, or not. You'll be featured on the Chatter either way.

"What's wrong?"

"Oh nothing, I drove through Forked River and got the cops called on me because my dog was barking, while I was setting off fireworks, blocking traffic for my Dunkin Donuts.. I ended up on the Lacey Chatter!"

by KNSLY2 April 29, 2021