fortune cookie

An Asian girl's pussy.

Her skirt was so short you could almost see her fortune cookie.

by P. Galore January 23, 2004

fortune 500

Group of Satans who control corporate America.

The Fortune 500 tricked me into fucking my sister, and then took my money.

by evii October 19, 2004

fortune cookie

A wierd looking, but somehow tasty, snack u get at a chinese resturaunt after ur meal, that whatever it says on there, you should add "in bed" at the very end of it

me:"hey mom, whats your fortune cookie say?"
mom:"you will live life a happy man....in bed"
me:"OMG LOL"
(this really happened! But I had to add the "in bed" part to make it go along with the definition)

by Ryuman757 May 17, 2008

Fortune Cookie

A small, crisp cookie served as a desert at "Chinese" Restaurants in America. It has a slip of paper on the inside with a quote, pertaining to your life, regarding life itself. The quotes tend to be very cheesy.

Fortune cookies were first invented in San Francisco, California in the early 1900's, and thus have very few true Asian roots.

Fortune cookies are just another delicious American invention.

by AtillaTheHunWasMongolian January 5, 2011

Fortune Cookie

A fortune cookie is a person (Usually a girl/woman) that updates social networking sites like Facebook and Twitter, always saying wise quotes about anything (Mainly love or song lyrics) then using hearts at the end.

The easiest way to deal with a Fortune Cookie is either post on their page with stupid quotes or just call them a Fortune Cookie until they learn why its dumb to do that.

‎"Making mistakes is part of life, how we fix them is what matters. <3"

stfu fortune cookie.

by TwoEight0ne November 16, 2010

fortune cookie

Lies.

My fortune cookie lied to me. :(

by jessijinx1017 January 1, 2010

Fortune Cookie

Asian vagina

That girl has a soggy fortune cookie

by Katie Latter August 26, 2013