Jared Fogle

Add in Subway commercials, he used to be a fatass eating Big Macs and Fried Butter but then he became anorexic and secretly had liposuction and all the people in the world listen to him. Subway is one of my favorite restaurants but Jared makes Subway look like curves.

Jared Fogle: Hey i lost weight eating Subway
Me: U lying dipshit (Feeds Jared some Fried Candy Bars)
Jared Fogle: Nooooooooo

by Flippydaslasher December 2, 2007

foger

Abbreviation of "fat ogre," a large dude (or lady) who often speaks in a grunting, hulk-like manner.

"Foger hungry."

"Foger angry!"

"FOGER SMASH!"

by johnsen953 January 16, 2009

fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

by Petyush September 14, 2005

Fogeling

The act of inserting a finger (anyones finger) into one's badonkadonk while practicing the act of masturbation.

Marvin the Masturbater "Hey this is some great porn"

Marvin's finger "Yeah it is, lets go masturbate!"

Marvin the Masturbater " Great idea, LETS START!"

1 hour later.........

Marvin the Masturbater " OH YEAH ALMOST FINISHED! HURRY FINGER! IN NOW!"

Marvin's Finger "Game Time!"

Marvin the Masturbater " Oh man that was some great fogeling. Don't be so rough next time, my bum hurts"

by AttackTh3N!NJA February 26, 2011

fogey

Also old fogey, one who is old before their time. Best viewed through their demeanour or their habits.

Graham: I was thinking of staying in on Friday nights to watch the Eamonn Dunphy show on TV3 and then maybe catch up on "Wife Swap"; the first few episodes were really good.
Spud: I don't believe I'm hear in this you old fogey!

by Spud October 2, 2003

fugee

Slang for refugee, Esp. refugee of political oppression or natural disaster. Usually refers to refugees who wear soiled clothes and have a propensity to squat in public areas and loot anything not nailed down. Circa 2005, slang for "refugees" or more appropriately evacuees of Hurricanes Katrina and Rita.

Also used as an adjective, fugeed

Means something that has been lived in, soiled, stained, looted or otherwise damaged by a lengthy dirty habitiation.

Yes, Sally, it is a beautiful plasma TV! I got it on the cheap from some fugees down at the Astrodome.

I'm sorry sir, we've had to restrict the use of the Red Cross, FEMA or any of the other fugee cards here at this gentleman's club.

Downtown sure used to be nice and clean until it got all fugeed out with the crackheads from the N.O.

by mistah' collins December 28, 2005

fogie

An elderly person, usually someone who constantly finds fault with everything and reminiscs to times of WWII. Spends many hours a day waiting for buses because their children refuse to listen to them while driving. Usually working class and annoying to most. Most people will just attempt to ignore them rather than tell them to be quiet.

"Oh no we never 'ad none of that during the war. Ladies always covered themselves up, especially during the courtin' period. Oh the youth of today. We had respect for our elders back then. None of this attacks on the elderly, and we blah blah blah"


"Shut the fuck up before I break your face and steal your pension. I hate old fogies."

by Gumba Gumba March 12, 2004