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yoinkshire farms

An exclamation made whilst pickpocketting an unsuspecting victim.

Combination of the exclamation yoink, and the quality brandname Yorkshire Farms
Iain (realizing he has been stolen from): HEY, E-rock just ganked my collectable Chewbacca action figure with working bowcaster, glaben.

Eric (running away): Yoinkshire Farms!
by Stampy October 28, 2004
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midget farming

A celebratory act started in the early 70's by oprah and family, where midgets are hunted, and then corraled into small pens where they are forced to perform circus tricks. This form of entertainment is no longer practiced by oprah, but is still enjoyed by the mentally ill, alcoholics, and wealthy housewives
"Wow the midget farming was incredible last night, those little guys can really dance!"
by chachaddict April 17, 2009
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farmland bubble

A situation in which farmland prices skyrocket due to speculation in the futures market in one or more crops. Asset bubbles form when too much money finds its way into one area of the market. The bubble is considered to be excessive, and, therefore, not sustainable in the long run.
Farmers are planting more and more corn, because the demand for ethanol is creating a farmland bubble by raising the value of their land to previously unheard of heights.
by Joe Rodolico April 11, 2007
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Master Farmer

An inhabitant of Draynor Village in RuneScape. Contrary to what his name might suggest, the Master Farmer does not spend any time "farming", per se. Instead, he spends his days roaming around the square, waiting for players to try to steal his seeds so he can scream "Cor blimey mate, what are ye doing in me pockets?" and punch them hard enough to cause fractures. He lives for this.
Because he does not farm, it is questionable how he manages to get so many seeds to begin with. Perhaps he buys them on the Grand Exchange; perhaps he is a pickpocket himself; perhaps he has secret underground crops farmed by an army of Master Farmerites. Whatever the case, he fits right in with the many sketchy citizens of Draynor.
Player: *attempts to pick the Master Farmer's pocket*
Master Farmer: *gives the player a fracture-causing punch* Cor blimey mate, what are ye doing in me pockets?
Player: Training my thieving level, you dick!
by Enigmatical June 23, 2010
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Farm Fresh

Girls who are below legal-age who work in the beer-bars and go-go bars of Pattaya and Bangkok. Although they look over 18, their most tell-tale sign, is that they will laugh at a farang's (foreign person's) stupid jokes and are willing to try and engage with customers and show a little bit of fun and appreciation.

The other well-worn out grumpy bar girls who just frown, looking mindlessly into their iphone, and all but say 'Oh My Buddha, I'm sick of been here, but I'm too lazy to find a real job,' can't stand been next to any Farm Fresh as they make the older ones look like the obnoxious and damaged, money-hungry gold-diggers they are.
Bert and Ernie of Seaseme Street go straight to Pattaya and for a bit of female companionship and the boom-boom that comes with it:

Ernie - "Bert, if you're bringing a girl to the hotel tonight, make sure she has some ID. If the hotel catch you with an underage girl, you're gonna look like a right Garry Glitter."
Bert - "Quit your nattering and relax. I don't care if I bring back a farm fresh, just as long as the paparazzi don't spy on me here and try to ruin my chances of running for US president!"
by Chessymcchessyface February 21, 2018
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farmer blow

Block one nostril and exhale forcefully through the other to expel a large deposit of snot.
Done when no handkercheif or tissue paper is handy.
Done outdoors.
I could feel the snot in my nose, but I didn't have a handkerchief handy, so I had to farmer blow.
by Zach Fritz September 15, 2004
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farm emo

im going to listen to some farm emo
by 69libby69 December 16, 2013
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