Flounder

Laying on top of another person (usually your loved one), making yourself as heavy as possible, to squash them under your weight.
Done to either show affection or punish someone for their derpy behavior.

She: *Tells silly joke*
Him: I'm gonna have to flounder you for that one.

by wurstle July 7, 2021

Flounder

A flounder is a roommate who cannot look you in the eyes for several months because they are so conflict avoidant and passive aggressive. Flounders have such big egos that their eyes move to one side of their body making them emotionally and physically deformed for many lives to come.

I’m so sorry, it looks like your roommates are total flounders, time to lite the ego death machine.

by Scuba Celine November 26, 2021

Flounder

Flounder is a term used for really good high quality weed

"After I get home from work im gonna pack some mad flounder"

"This is some absolute flounder man"

by JungleJamminJanet December 17, 2023

Flounder

A person who, in conversations or chats, reacts in boring or lazy ways.

"This person I got matched with is a total flounder. When i asked about their hobbies, they replied with 'sleeping'."

by BaconAndBeans May 3, 2024

Flounder

A flounder is a woman who looks thick from the front but has no ass.

Wow I can't believe Stacy is a flounder. She looks thick from the front but there's no ass to be seen.

by anonymous October 30, 2025

flounder penis

Will’s tiny shrimp dick

Will’s dick is as small as a flounder penis

by Master of chundy June 6, 2018

Flounder Tits

1. Breasts of a woman of which are face opposite directions when she's on her back. (Typically larger cup sizes.)

Damn, I hooked up with Sally last night, she looks like she has a nice rack but after I got her shirt off, she had FLOUNDER TITS!

by Cassidy44 November 2, 2010