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dolphin-flogger

What a dolphin-flogger!

Shut up, dolphin-flogger!
by WordFreak March 8, 2009
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closet flogger

Someone who masturbates in a closet.
Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.
Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!
by Scott D. Putnam October 17, 2004
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fligga

either a person who is half black half filipino or a flip that acts black
dayumm carlos is just a month here in the US and he already actin like a fligga!
by fligguh101 August 14, 2006
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flooganshnooga

Is an urban dance usually done while dancing on top of a microwave while wearing a butt-flap and drinking chocolate milk. People who participate in this dance usually flops their arms and legs around like noodles.
This is sometimes done as a means of therapy for those mentally challenged.
My friend was dancing the Flooganshnooga last night in the bathroom.
by Ima Stankin June 26, 2008
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Florganoleptic

Flor-ga-no-lep-tic

/ˌflôrɡənōˈleptik/

Definiton:

1. :A genre of music describing the art of plants playing music with people, with the aid of an electronic device.

2. : the art of plants creating music

3. :plant sensory controlled music/lights/etc.

4. :a person's ability to understand how to create harmonious music with a plant that is creating improvisational music with the aid of an electronic device

*Plants create music with a device that measures a plants electromagnetic resistance from root to tip. The device converts the electromagnetic measurements into a wave form, allowing musical notes to be assigned to the various wave peaks. Through that, those electromagnetic waves can be converted into audible music allowing plants to create music and conduct light shows! Once a plant is connected to the device and begins to play music, it seems to respond when other plants or people are making music in the same area. When people are musically proficient enough to play correctly with the plants an amazing concert can be heard.

Other Words:

Florganoleptically

\ ˌfl-ȯr- gə- nō- ˈlep- ti- k(ə- )lē \

Florganolepticism

\ ˌfl-ȯr-gə-nō-ˈlep-ti-k(iz)-əm \

Florganoleptics

/ˌflôrɡənōˈleptiks/
Examples In A Sentence:

Florganoleptic Music is a genre of music involving the act of plants creating improvisational music with humans.

I went to see a florganoleptic music concert last night and it was life changing!

Florganoleptics is an amazing new concept.

I'm really into florganolepticism.

Florganoleptically speaking, the plant created amazing music.
by Cosmic Knot February 21, 2020
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Penile Flogging

The act of hitting someone with a penis.
He gave her face a penile flogging.
by Countlevula October 1, 2011
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flogging the dolphin

Joe didnt get it in with his girlfriend,so instead he started flogging the dolphin
by tmmmmmmmmmmmmm June 6, 2011
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