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n. A drug and alcohol and sleep deprivation induced state of repetitive tasking which often includes a state of paranoid fixation with paralyzing effects.

v. Creating or engaging in a flail.
"Don't you tell ME how to flail!"

"You have not flailed until you have used the flashlight on your phone to find your phone."

"The problem with female drug addicts is they always leave a flail trail wherever they go."

"Come on down to The Flailorama, The Flailodrome, Flailapalooza."

"The consierge down at the Flailing Arms is Flaily McFlailerson. He plays an instrument, the Ukeflailey: a flailey ukulele."

"If you fail to plan you plan to flail."

"Epic flailure!"

"Four flails to the wind."

"Let's march right down to the Provincial Flailulature. Or even the National Legisflailure."

"All ahead flail!"

"If you don't succeed, try to flail upwards!"

"The fourteenth flail's the charm."

"Birds of a feather flail together."

"It's not a backpack, it's a flail sack."

"Flail in your own sack. don't ask me to flail it. I carry a flail pouch, that's enough for me. Hell flailing my pockets is enough for me."

"Three fails forward, two flails back."

"Remember Mr. Dressup with Casey and Flailigan?"

"Library = Flailbrary"

"The legend of the flaily pants."

"You're flailed if you do, you're don't if you're flailed."

"Tommy Flailfiger."

"If at first you don't succeed flail and flail again."

"It's a flailing curve. Flailey's curve."

"It's the law of diminishing reflails."

"Home is where the flail is!"

"Life is not flailr at failall!"

"bEAUTY iS iN tHE eYE oF tHE fLAILhOLDER."

"We're not failures, we're FLAILURES!"

"Flailey's comet."

"The Flailcapades."
Flail by plasticlax May 5, 2024
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flail the fox 

The average jock will flail the fox thrice daily.
Fox flailer! (insult)
flail the fox by ikebab September 7, 2009

flail mix 

A mixture of crack cocaine, black rock, and resin.
"You just cooked some black rock I've got some resin, so lets make some flail mix and get really stoned."
flail mix by shortness February 14, 2007

flail bag 

A make up bag or drawstring bag carried by meth users.

A bag full of odd stuff like

3 or 4 flashlights.
Multiple phones (nvr active or usually locked)
Screw driver

Bobby pins

odd little tools

torch and butane

baggies

various pens n markers.

2 rolls duct tape
Knife
Straws (10)
5 Bic lighters
Batteries all sizes
A scale

broken meth pipes
Large amount of phone charging cords.
Damn Linda always digging in her flail bag!

Deejay has like 5 flail bags she carries around!

Flail bags come in handle more then people think!
flail bag by deejaydizzle August 22, 2019

Flail Artist 

A term used to describe a person that doesn't follow through on plans that had been made, whether the plans were of important nature or not, there always seems to be a fantastically unbelievable, or stupid, reason behind this person leaving his/her friends hanging. To not follow through is to flail, or leave hangin'. When skills are developed in particular areas, displaying creativity and talent, one is considered an artist. To show skill and creativity in blowing off friends, for a legitimate reason, or from plain laziness, is a Flail Artist.
"I should have known, even though we talked yesterday about how I really needed a ride to work today, he blew me off, I'm sure hes got an awesome excuse, damn it he always does this, hes such a Flail Artist.

Flail and Bail

The act of Flail and Bail is when something serious is going down, and you wish escape the situation by anymeans neccessary.

Generally includes a speedy escape whilst arms flail behind you. Thus the term Flail and Bail. Best used while screaming nonsense.
Woman: "I'm Pregnant"
Man: "ROMG, FLAIL AND BAIL"
Flail and Bail by Mr. Abdy September 2, 2010

Flail Mary 

(video games) to risk using a melee attack in order to stay alive. This usually occurs when the player is low on ammunition or is due to reload, The odds of success are low but a successful attempt is often celebrated with a sigh of relief or an exuberant shout of victory.
Gamer one: " Remember that sweet flail Mary I pulled off last night? That totally won us the match."

Gamer Two: " You want a medal to go with that swelling head of yours? Get over yourself you poser."