scrote-float

n. When your balls touch the water of the toilet. Either when they hang really low or the toilet clogs and the water backs up.

Can also be used as a name to call someone who may or may not be responsible for a scrote-float.

"Hey Josh, you scrote-float! You clogged the damn toilet with that monster shit you took!"

by salazam November 11, 2011

shit floats

The opposite of "The cream rises". A saying used to denote that people in positions of power often got where they are through corruption and do not deserve the advantages they have

Tom: I got promoted again, the cream rises!
Tony: No dude, shit floats.

by D Flawless October 16, 2020

Oil floats on Water

1) Wait for it to rain

2) Cover Yourself in Oil

3) Fly

“Oil Floats on Water!”
“1) Wait for it to Rain?”
“2) Cover Yourself in Oil-“
“3) Fly...”

by Jacket1989_ December 4, 2020

banana float

When a male ever so gently rests his cock on a female's lips (either pair works).

Ciki- Yo did u hear Lazo banana floated Lola?

by Gay cunt 3 May 19, 2021

cop a flintch

The act of hanging on the back of a police car bumper while its driving on a snowy road.

See Skitching

Dang bob we're late for school, no problem Richie, let's cop a flintch on that cop car.

by WhiteRichie November 24, 2018

float bottle

A float bottle is a bottle that floats.

I was walking down by the beach and I saw a float bottle.

by lets shoot up some time January 3, 2009

float rider

descriptive term which provides the highest form of praise for the beauty of a young woman

Paul's girlfriend was a float rider , his sister was not.

by sheila in the car June 7, 2009