Polish Filibuster

The act of drinking no less than a fifth of vodka (and, more specifically, a Polish potato vodka, like Luksusowa, if available) oneself over the course of an evening. The vodka may be had on the rocks, but not in mixed drinks; i.e., it must be drank straight. The filibuster begins as soon as the vodka is tasted, but only counts as such after the first fifth has been completed. After that, the drinker goes on to consume as much beyond the first fifth as possible for as long as possible. In the spirit of a filibuster, this is a test of endurance, and not at all a test of speed. Also, for the benefit of everyone else, the drinker should be encouraged to rant at length about whatever subject is at hand while drinking.

Mike's personal best in the Polish Filibuster is sixteen hours, thirty-two minutes, with nearly two and a half fifths under his belt. Unfortunately, it ended with him pulling down his pants and pissing on his own couch before passing out. At least no one called the cops.

by Z. Tenao December 7, 2011

filibuster

A word that can act as a stand-in for any innuendo, criticism, or insult.

Ha, ha. I filibustered your mom last night. Ha, ha

You better shut your filibusting mouth.

Dude, did you see the San Diego Chargers last night? They totally got filibustered by the New England Patriots

Dude, that was so scary, I totally filibustered in my pants.

Man, you're such a filibuster.

by bigBENmagicman October 18, 2011

filibuster

When you blast off in a chick's mouth until she snorts it out her nose.

I'll obstruct yout legislative process! With my SEMEN!

by Tomicide December 15, 2004

filibuster

Someone who prevents sex from happening between two consenting adults. Also known as a cockblocker

My new roommate doesn't have a social life, so she is in the room all the damn time, making her the world's toughest filibuster.

by anoceanofagirl February 11, 2006

filibuster

When you blast off in a chick's mouth, until she snorts it out her nose.

My bitch ain't respectin' me, so I strait filibustered her nigga!

by Tomicide November 10, 2004

Filibuster

noun: The name for a sex move when a man comes in a woman's mouth, and before she has a chance to swallow, he punches her in the tits causing his semen to exit out her nose. Generally preceded by "the" when used in speech.

transative verb: To subject to a filibuster.

You ever given a girl the Filibuster before?

I filibustered my girlfriend last night, that's why I need you to bail me out!

by Jacques Douchteau February 4, 2010

Filibuster

The meaning of filibuster is when you jam your dick in a girls vagina and then stay in it, not moving at all, and then he nuts inside her, just like he's peeing.

Mommy can I filibuster my girlfriend?

by Eyesonfire March 27, 2015