Flattitude

That grateful feeling when your flatulence doesn't leave a surprise in your shorts.

While stuck in traffic, Dave gave a sigh of flattitude when the fart was only a fart.

by elKeitho May 26, 2016

Fattitude

An overweight person acting rudely or behaving poorly toward an in-shape person. This may include being judgemental.

The woman in the red shirt had a fattitude from the second she saw me.

by Jillimac September 28, 2020

Plain of Fattitude

The point at which a girl is so fat that her ass becomes flat, additionally that ass fat may transfer to the crotch in some cases.

Damn, Shelley has reached the plain of fattitude.

by Hemeroid McGee June 3, 2018

Plain Of Fattitude

When a girl becomes so fat, her ass becomes flat. May also transfer fat to the crotch.

Damn, she has hit the plain of fattitude

by Hemeroid McGee June 4, 2018

fattitude

(noun) Spending your time doing one of the following: eating, talking about what you just ate or thinking about what you are going to eat next. Often associated with being overweight.

I would exercise, but it interferes with my fattitude.

by cyclosaurus January 22, 2009

fattitudiousness

The state of being very fat or obese.

Having a largeness to something.

He was amazed by the fattitudiousness of the person in the seat next to him on the airplane.

by Rockelle8 February 24, 2009

Fartitude

Somebody who pushes their farts out as loud as possible hoping to cause misery and suffering

Eeeeew, I'm not getting in the elevator with him, he has "fartitude"

I hate sharing a bed with someone who has "fartitude"

by Beckrocks April 11, 2016