freedom of the sea

single; unattached (and usually happy about it); the ability to date and/or sleep with whoever you want, whenever you want and have multiple sexual partners.

(derived from the expression "there are plenty of fish in the sea").

Glen Quaqmire - "heh heh diggity diggity...yeah man...freedom of the sea....nothin' like it in the whole wide world....diggity dggity...heh heh heh...awwwwwwwwlriiiight!"

by Polo August 26, 2006

feedbomb

The act of posting or commenting on an unflattering Facebook photo, usually resulting in its broadcast across the News Feeds of mutual friends and subsequent spread across Facebook. This is typically done with the intent to harm, defame and/or embarrass the individuals depicted in said photo.

Putnam untagged all the photos from last week's party, but we feedbombed the shit out the one of him crawling out the freezer.

by Soleio April 2, 2007

freedom poop

Taking a shit with no clothes on! And feel the freedom

I just took a freedom poop and it was sooo good!

by dirtyD buds! September 20, 2013

freedom baggie

n. A one-quart, clear plastic bag into which you place your 100-mL bottles of liquids in order to carry them aboard an airplane. A magical device that somehow prevents you from blowing up a plane with solid explosives, or emptying all your little bottles into one big one. Security theater in action.

You can take away my Fourth Amendment right to be free of illegal search and seizure, but you'll never take away my freedom baggie.

by SkidMarkyMark May 27, 2008

Freedom eagle

A unit of currency equivalent to one U.S. Dollar

$100 dollarydoos is equivalent to 78 freedom eagles.

by mayanaze April 26, 2021

freedom fries

-- rectangular faux-potato sticks, prefererd by idiots who have no idea they've been manipulated by the guvermint to hate all things French, and never knew the Statue of Liberty was a gift from France.

Mexico, Canada, Germany, Russia and China didn't support U.S. actions against Iraq - guess we should also have Liberty Tacos, Uncle Sam Bacon, Freedom Kraut, Bush Vodka and Reagan Eggrolls.

I am a zombie who cannot think for myself and cannot distinguish between Chirac and a French citizen, nor tolerate someone whose opinions who differ from mine; please allow me to expand my ass and shorten my lifespan by consuming large quantities of Freedom Fries.

by The Goat Who Got Mad May 16, 2003

freedom fries

Pretty much all of you are wrong. George W. Bush did NOT come up with this term, and neither did McDonald's. It was created by Rep.Bob Ney, R-Ohio, in a fat-headed Republican attempt to discredit the French. Without them, however, we would not have the Statue of Liberty, and America would be a BRITISH PROVINCE.

Anyone who is complacent about the creation of this ridiculous phrase is a mental midget.

by Mikey G October 6, 2003