Acronym for Fielder Allows Runner To Score Like A Moron.
An baseball play in which a defensive fielder makes an embarrassing combined mental and physical blunder that allows one or more base runners to score. A simple error alone does not qualify - there is an added layer of moronity on top of the play, where the player involved has momentarily stopped playing baseball.
Examples include arguing with an umpire while holding the ball and not paying attention to the runner, missing a catch and then angrily throwing your glove on the ground and stomping away, or catching a pop fly for the second out, but thinking that it's the third out and casually throwing the live ball into the stands.
An baseball play in which a defensive fielder makes an embarrassing combined mental and physical blunder that allows one or more base runners to score. A simple error alone does not qualify - there is an added layer of moronity on top of the play, where the player involved has momentarily stopped playing baseball.
Examples include arguing with an umpire while holding the ball and not paying attention to the runner, missing a catch and then angrily throwing your glove on the ground and stomping away, or catching a pop fly for the second out, but thinking that it's the third out and casually throwing the live ball into the stands.
Benny Agbayani committed a FARTSLAM when he caught a fly ball, and thinking there were three outs, gave the ball to a fan, which allowed the runner to score, and Agbayani had to ask for the ball back.
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Mike: "John had a bad case of the Cigar Farts this morning. Must have been another night of Bud Heavy and heaters on the rooftop deck last night".
Mike: "John had a bad case of the Cigar Farts this morning. Must have been another night of Bud Heavy and heaters on the rooftop deck last night".
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After a solid day or evening of drinking, the human body expels the no longer effective ingredients in alcoholic drinks in the form of horrorendous fecal air gas which in return is the most effective weapon for Dutch ovens or underblanket farts.
Protein farts are the result of supplements for the body, alcohol farts are the result of the body rejecting toxins after serving their purpose of good buzzes and drunk stooperness.
Protein farts are the result of supplements for the body, alcohol farts are the result of the body rejecting toxins after serving their purpose of good buzzes and drunk stooperness.
Damn, I got my drink on last night, now I have the nasty alcohol farts. Can’t wait to burn Betty’s nose hairs with the next one!
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- compelling
- unexpected
- confirms that those are indeed the facts
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Goofus: Dawwwg! Remember that bitch Bernice from high school who's dog died in 9-11? I ran into the bitch at my daughters school bake sale and I was all of a sudden so overcome with muthafuckin' emotion from her struggle to overcome that loss that my bowels overtook my heart and I farted in front of her and then dropped to one knee and said a hail mary in remembrance to fido. Just one because dogs are not equal to people but enough to not let his loss not be in vain. I think its from all that Amy Grant i've been listening to lately B. Anyways, Farts and Prayers.
Gallant: You are such an insensitive and insufferable prick!
Gallant: You are such an insensitive and insufferable prick!
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Chuck Norris Facts:
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
There are two types of people in the world… people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris’ sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.
Chuck Norris is responsible for China’s over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.
When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he’ll beat it into you.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Whoever said “only the good die young” was probably in Chuck Norris’s kindergarten class.
Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for “Chuck Norris’ basement”.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wipes his rear with chain mail and sandpaper.
Chuck Norris? sperm is so badrear, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football– in that order
Instead of having a cigarette after sex, Chuck Norris heads outside and brands his cattle.
In 1990, Chuck Norris founded the non-profit organization “Kick Drugs Out of America”. If the organization’s name were “Roundhouse Kick Drugs out of America”, there wouldn’t be any drugs in the Western Hemisphere. Anywhere.
Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography
Chuck Norris CAN in fact ‘raise the roof’. And he can do it with one hand.
Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
Some people like to eat frogs’ legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.
Two wrongs don’t make a right. Unless you’re Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris was once on Jeopardy. This show is notable in that it was the first occasion in Jeopardy history that Alex Trebek had appeared without a mustache. And a head.
Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be “Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick.”
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
As President Roosevelt said: “We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris.”
When taking the SAT, write “Chuck Norris” for every answer. You will score over 8000.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
After returning from World War 2 unscathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your dang eyes off.
The word ‘Kill’ was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were ‘Die’, ‘Beer’, and ‘What’.
Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
Chuck Norris doesn’t chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. This was just to prove that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
There are two types of people in the world… people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris’ sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.
Chuck Norris is responsible for China’s over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.
When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he’ll beat it into you.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Whoever said “only the good die young” was probably in Chuck Norris’s kindergarten class.
Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for “Chuck Norris’ basement”.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wipes his rear with chain mail and sandpaper.
Chuck Norris? sperm is so badrear, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football– in that order
Instead of having a cigarette after sex, Chuck Norris heads outside and brands his cattle.
In 1990, Chuck Norris founded the non-profit organization “Kick Drugs Out of America”. If the organization’s name were “Roundhouse Kick Drugs out of America”, there wouldn’t be any drugs in the Western Hemisphere. Anywhere.
Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography
Chuck Norris CAN in fact ‘raise the roof’. And he can do it with one hand.
Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
Some people like to eat frogs’ legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.
Two wrongs don’t make a right. Unless you’re Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris was once on Jeopardy. This show is notable in that it was the first occasion in Jeopardy history that Alex Trebek had appeared without a mustache. And a head.
Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be “Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick.”
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
As President Roosevelt said: “We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris.”
When taking the SAT, write “Chuck Norris” for every answer. You will score over 8000.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
After returning from World War 2 unscathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your dang eyes off.
The word ‘Kill’ was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were ‘Die’, ‘Beer’, and ‘What’.
Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
Chuck Norris doesn’t chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. This was just to prove that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
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