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Paddle Faster I hear Banjoes!

A term used between 2 individuals when travelling through an area which you wouldn't normally traverse because it is frequented by a bunch of horrible individuals who would not think twice about shagging you up the arse!

Taken from the disturbing film Deliverance, where Burt Reynolds and friends get chased by a bunch of hillbillies in the woods, who want to shag Ned Beatty up the poop-shoot!
Godfrey: I think we should get on the next bus Gerald, I don't like it round here?

Gerald: I agree darling, we better paddle faster I hear Banjoes!
by Johnny 2 Sheds June 5, 2009
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Kentucky Go Faster

1. Stickers, usually automotive performance related (e.g. JEGG'S, STP, MILODON, MALLORY, MSD, WEIAND) placed in the back windows or rear quarter windows of a crapped out car with the intention of making it look more like a race car. Most often seen on but not limited to late 60's early 70's musclecars. 2. A Rock-a-Billy band formed by the leftover members of the late 80's punk-metal fusion band "Sweaty Nipples" after the original base player and drummer died in a homosexual suicide pact.
Ernie had a crapped out primered 71 duster with glasspacks and kentucky go fasters plastered all over his windows.
by Mad_Marx January 19, 2007
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fanster

A typical bitch. This person is afraid of most things and is a general pussy about everything. Also is a term for a gay or overly feminine person.
Chad is such a fanster, he never wants to do anything fun.
Do it you fanster.
Fuck you, you bitch ass fanster.
by Chadwick Vonbetch October 26, 2017
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Fappster

dayum chance is such a fappster who needs to stop looking at pron
by takco November 16, 2007
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Fapsturbate

An odd amalgam of the geek term "fap" and "masturbate". This term can be used to describe an intense masturbation session, or just to impress the friends and family. It has also been used by several famous individuals such as President Obama, President Lincoln, and Bob Marley.
Mom: "Honey, I need you to go take out the trash"
You: "MOM I'M TRYING TO FAPSTURBATE, GO SUCK A CHONE!
by Darkcerberus5690 November 4, 2009
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Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

Song by the french duo Daft Punk that became a worldwide anthem for amateur video performers and mashupaholics. Just google for videos using that 4 magic words and voilà! Watch'em working.
- You know, man. (fast speaking) They're workin', makin', doin' harder, better, faster, stronger more than ever.

- Over?
by Antonimo55 June 23, 2008
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faster daddy

Colby brock: want go faster??
Me: YES DADDY GO FASTER DADDY OMFG YESSS
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