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by foster March 9, 2004
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Facebail

To log off of Facebook when you see one of your"friends" has logged on whom you don't want to chat with.
I think I'm spending too much time on FB cuz everyone keeps Facebailing as soon as I get there. I didn't think I was chatting THAT much.
by LNGJFB April 6, 2009
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Facebalker

1) A term reffering to someone who uses Facebook to stalk others (noun) can also be used as an adjective (Your a Facebalker) or a verb (Im gonna do some Facebalking)

2) A person who throws up on other people's faces, also a verb of the act of throwing up on someones face (I just got facebalked on!)
"Be careful what you put, that Zane is a FACEBALKER"
"Hey I hear Cindy broke up with Matt... I might go Facebalk her now"

"ahhh man I jsut facebalked someone, she aint gonna bang me now :/"
"Dude you facebalked her?!?!?! oucchh!! man, good luck banging ANYONE when they find out your a FACEBALKER :P"
by Chocolateaddict July 24, 2009
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Facebrag

To totally use facebook to show off to a really embarrasing extent...
On Facebook chat:

Cool Guy: Wagwan?

Facebragger: Not much, just doing exams...only need a D...whatever? Even though I'm showing off you are totally cool!

Cool Guy: Whatever signs out to look cool
by Cool Guy765667 July 10, 2009
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faceball

A backyard game played with a rake, a nerf football, and a picnic bench.
Rules
1) Can only be played when a Weller is present.
2) If the ball is hit and caught by a fielder, all the runners on base are out, and the batter stays up.
3) After 5 strikes the batter is out.
4) After 5 balls the batter is walked.
5) If the ball is hit inbetween two fences less than a foot apart, a homerun is scored.
6) If the ball has been hit the fielders may throw the ball at the runner. If they hit the runner, the runner is out. Tie alway goes to the fielder if it is a good hit.
7) New rules can be made by Wellers.
Dude, I've had enough of this; I'm sick of raking the yard! Let's call up the Wellers and play some faceball!
by stevie September 13, 2003
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facebalk

To stalk someone on facebook using the pictures and info tabs on their profile. Some people will have adresses and cell phone numbers and screen names so it is really easy to stalk them. To get the definition of these people, see retard.
Dude 1: DUDE! I totally just sent this babe a friend request on facebook and she accepted it!

Dude 2: And?

Dude 1: She totally had her TWO cell phone numbers on there with her screen names from AIM, Skype, and MSN. Oh! She also had her adress on there and she lives right next to me! This is gonna be my third facebalk this month!

Dude 2: Dude, it's only the 5th.

Dude 1: Dude, I know!

Dude 2: I can smell a gang bang in the distance.
by IxSuperTrampxI July 16, 2009
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facebawking

omg! i was facebawking bob's girlfriend earlier. they broke up!
by LaDi2 December 14, 2009
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