Facebrawl 

Facebrawl = Facebook Brawl
A spiteful wall-to-wall conversation in facebook.

Ashley just wrote on Stephanie's wall..

Ashley: Wow, in your new pic you look like you could use some exercise.

Stephanie just wrote on Ashley's wall..

Stephanie: Yeah, and looking at your pic I understand why you did not bring any constume for halloween!

Ashley: Shaddup.. biaa*ch!

<Facebrawl continues..>

Facebrawl by hoosier_brat March 24, 2009

Facebrag 

To use Facebook as a platform to brag. Normally about a job, internship, trip, purchase or anything else that nobody really needs to know but you'd like to tell everyone because you're awesome.

Sample Facebook Status: Jane Stephens is headed to London with her new iPhone for her 2nd JOB INTERVIEW!!!!! :))))

"Hey, did you see Jane's newest Facebrag? Eesh."

Facebrag by Rtrock June 29, 2009

Facebawarkward 

Once you accept a friend on facebook, then then next time you see them, either of you do not mention it.

Hey, Jessica just accepted me as a friend on facebook, but when I saw her, she acted like she didn't know me...it was very facebawarkward...

Facebawarkward by marcmargaritaville July 29, 2009

FatBrawl 

An American game in which the participants are mostly obese and not very intelligent.

One of the players throws the "ball". It's not even a ball. He is known as the quarterback. He is generally a pretty boy.

One runs with the ball. He is generally short and stocky and known as the running back.

A couple of guys are actually athetles, who can run for short periods of time..

Two guys kick the ball. These guys play for like 2 minutes during the whole game.

And the rest of the players basically beat each other up. They have no other skills. The sport is also known as Fatball.

At the end of their generally short careers (3 years on the average), almost 100 % of the players are physically and/or mentally disabled.

The Dallas Cowboys, also known as the Dallas Fatboys or Dalls Fatbrawls.

FatBrawl by Honest Abe Always October 23, 2011

Facecradle 

Gently caressing your face with your hand in a selfie. Much calmer, and prettier, than a facepalm. Created by Gerard Way

Person 1: lol #facepalm #selfie
Person 2: Man, don't facepalm, that's so lame. Facecradle is so much better.

Facecradle by fuhkmefrnk November 22, 2014

Facebrag 

A statement of boast, self-promotion or any other kind of self-glorification posted on the social networking site Facebook.

Often thinly disguised as a 'status update', the benchmark for a Facebrag is something that the offender would not normally say to friends, at work or otherwise in public for fear of being (correctly) branded as a complete nob.

Responding "FACEBRAG" on the offender's post in capitals can perhaps discourage others from repeating this heinous crime against humility.

GEORGE WILSON: is about to board the plane to the Maldives for three weeks of diving and surfing with his hot Page 3 girlfriend! So long suckers!

UNCLE SILAS: FACEBRAG! Hope your plane crashes you miserable cretin.

or:

JEZ HAMILTON: just won the lottery and is about to de-friend everyone poorer than him LOL!

UNCLE SILAS: You dirty little FACEBRAG. I'm going to find you and inject you with Aids.

Facebrag by Duchy69 August 20, 2010

Facecradle 

Created by Gerard Way. Similar in appearance to a facepalm, however there are many differences.

A facecradle is gentle and nurturing, as opposed to a facepalm, which is harsh and unsophisticated.

Facecradle by Peterick Trohley December 29, 2014