flaptot

a slutty toddler like girl whos flaps (vaginal flap) are tot like, thus untouched and small... and possibly french

person 1:flaptot did u use a condom

flaptot:no its ok i cant get preggers yet

person 1: ok cool but wait it smells of shit in here do u need a diaper change??

flaptot: haha whoops

by mexiflaps March 6, 2008

flaptastic

As good as if not better than sex

"Have u tasted baileys ice cream? Its absolutely flaptastic"

by MsAcV October 12, 2007

Flastibating

The act of masturbating whilst flasid

"I didn't have enough time to get it up so I started flastibating instead"

by Dr.F November 16, 2013

Flasturbate

To masturbate while having a flaccid penis.

Devon: That was a great flasturbation session.
Gary: How do you even manage to flasturbate?

by Flasty December 22, 2014

Flapsturbation

The act of masturbating a penis that never gets hard.

I jerked my ween for like, 2 hours last night, but in the end it was just flapsturbation, as it never got hard.

by Steven Spoilerg February 3, 2015

Flaptastic

Used to describe a free flap that looks fantastic and has no cause for concern. Every clinical finding is encouraging (ie capillary refill- normal, interval venous signal- sounds AWESOME, hematoma?- NOPE)

Dr.Said, our DIEP patient is flaptastic, she is ready to go home!

by K8AI May 11, 2018

flampt

When you nut then your dick go soft

When I nut my dick go flampt

by Trottski May 16, 2018