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Tuna fished

When a guy covers his fingers with mayo and shoves it up a girl.
“Yo I meet this girl last night and she asked me to tuna fish her because she just got a large mayo container at the local club store, you know the one, and she wanted to put some to use. So I loaded up on mayo and tuna fished her.”
by Jmagic August 16, 2020
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Apt Fished

Short for Apartment Fished

I.E. When the apartment you plan to move into doesn't look similar to the floor model on display.
Friend: Do you like your new apartment?

Me: The areas nice but the apartment they held for me didn't have any of the new appliances, new flooring, or the remodeled bathroom that was in their floor model. I got apt fished and it's $1200 a month.

Friend: Wow, that sucks.

Me: Yeah it does but my lease is only a year so I'll be alright.
by DMitch February 16, 2021
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Cock fished

Similar to cat fishing some one , with fake pictures.

When a guy sends you a dick pic, that isn’t his dick.

His in fact is much smaller
by Elles Belles April 5, 2021
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Golf-fished

Being deceived by someone, particularly over dating apps, who implies that they enjoy the sport of golf, but in fact, have no interest in golf at all.
Kat’s Hinge profile was completely golf centric; but when I asked if she would like to play together, she later admitted that she actually hated golf. She golf-fished me good!
by Amy_Dinh February 4, 2022
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snatch fished

When a woman promises more interesting sexual practices in the future after a certain date (ie. Marriage, engagement, etc) but then goes back on those promises.
Bob got snatch fished by Karen when she told him she'd only do doggy style after they got married. Turns out she's a missionary only girl.
by Pursenuggets April 5, 2023
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Travel-Fished

(verb): when you lead someone to believe that you thoroughly enjoy traveling in order to develop a romantic relationship
I travel-fished my wife by taking her on a trip to Colorado in the first few months of meeting her but now only leave the house for work, gym or church.
by jleeactive April 2, 2024
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Getting fished

The romantic act of your lover reeling up a gnarly fish ready to be fried, but first your lover grabs the fish as tight as he can and continues to slowly but surely , thrust the fish inside of your vaginal canal ( or asshole), then after all the love juices are slathered all over the deadly catch it is deep fried in a mix of canola oil and discharge. Yum yum 😋
Oiii, what are you doing that poor fish!!!!.

Sorry pal, my wife is just getting fished
by Nerdydigger68 January 12, 2026
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