fiddle fuck

procrastinating, wasting time, or not staying on task.

Hey Rinaldo, stop fiddle fucking around and get over here. I need your help.

by electric32 December 22, 2007

Fiddle Whisper

the act of masturbation in formal attire

-did you see that guy fiddle whispering behind the bride

-yeah his dick was huge, hes a total fiddle Whisperer
- i wonder if it a Kayla D'amico Dick?

by NiggaBob Funpants January 27, 2011

fiddle arse

To stuff around, waste time, achieve not much,

As in " Hey mate, what are you up to this arvo?

And the reply " Oh not much, I'm just gonna fiddle arse around , playing a bit of guitar, browsing through Facebook "

by RonniP April 14, 2017

fiddle farting

Twiddling your thumbs not doing shit, running around in circles getting nowhere fast, in a hurry to wait, running uphill through the mud on a windy day.

You need to quit fiddle farting and start working.

by Name 111 April 11, 2014

Fiddle Nuggets

Something you shout when you fuck up

*stubs toe*

FUCKUNG FIDDLE NUGGETS!

by ninjafishlover April 25, 2017

fiddle cove

a womans vagina, often frilly, like coral, as described in the bloodhound gang song "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"

"cannonball the fiddle cove, with the dude piston" Taken from the song "foxtrot uniform charlie kilo"

by Monty bixxnich July 3, 2008

fiddle dee dee

Synonym for "Fuck" used to conceal vulgarity in presence of children, etc.

(After stubbing toe, etc) "Argh! F.. (Notices children in vicinity) F... Fiddle Dee Dee!

by Dam Helder November 3, 2007