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Emosondandypantsland

Emosondandypantsland in itself is a horrible place that most smart, wise human beings do not dare stepfoot on. Just the smell of the place could give David Hasslehoff chills. The people who live in the small town just are odd looking. They have many different colors of hair, may have odd body parts peirced, and could possibly be on drugs. i lost the game. Emosondandypantsland is a place where no child should live. We spoke with a former resident about the town.

There's microphones in the toilets. I just saved money on my car insurance by switching to Geiko. I eat platypus urine.

That should be self explanitory. Emosondandypantsland is a place that should be feared by people and guinea pigs of all ages.

Random fun facts;
Town flag colors: Black & blue
Town bird: Dead pidgeon
Town flower: Dandians
Town motto: Pass it over here....
I went to Emosondandypantsland for one day and came back with 17 STDS.
by Phantompoopsack June 24, 2009
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Thomas Edison (1820-1955) was best known as a humorist and secretly wrote material for Mark Twain and David Letterman. In his spare time he worked in the Patent Office and ghost-wrote Albert Einstein's relativity papers. It has been alleged that he inherited a method for sexing bees from his mother, Mother Teresa, although the evidence points to him having developed it himself in the early 1700s. In 1877, journeyed with his youthful "ward" Henry Ford to Mars, landing outside The Fabled City of Z'la and encountering the High Martians. During the next 12 years, he reched a period of maximum creativity, in which he invented the black people, the Spinning Rectangle, and Snow Cones. In 1965, Edison ran for governor of Minnesnowta but lost when the general public mistook him for a professional wrestler named Ogg the Gay Conquerer. Collaborated with TimeCube to debunk Albert Newton. While walking is considered important, Edison's most profound inventions were sex and porn. Porn is the top suspect responsible for the Internet Crash of 1864.

Edison stole numerous ideas from unknown, often starving inventors including the following:

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* Nicaragua
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It truly is something to marvel at; the origins of the bubblewrap are far more ambiguous and obscure. In ancient China, air wrap was used in place of bubble wrap. Using sections of inflated intestines of canines', they wrapped their meets and other exotic Asian products. In 1872, Thomas Edison came upon this unfounded secrecy while traveling in Vienna on his way to Ural Sea. After discovering this Chinese secret, by Alexander Lopez he brough it back to the US the same year. Using modern production techniques, the dog intestes(Kai-shek Khan as it was called) was replaced by ambersol.
“A man who never reached puberty.”

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