Essay

An 8.5 by 11 inch penis

Teacher: any more questions about the essay?
Student: how long does it have to be?
Teacher: 11 inches
Student: what!?
Teacher: u know, 8.5 by 11 inches
Student: oh haha dirty joke in school hahaha orgasm!

by Damilkman12 May 13, 2009

Essay

An assigment given by Teachers who think that kids don't

"have" enough homework. They expect it with "AT LEAST" 8 sources, and "AT LEAST" many MLA Citations. They make it worth like 100 points, make you WRITE it when you HAVE OTHER homework. It can range from a simple topic on Compare & Contrast to a fucking book report when you don't understand the book. And THEY WANT TO CONVICE THE FUCKING READER TO GET INTO THE ESSAY! not many people read students writing anyway.

Only students with a PhD from Stanford with a 4.0 GPA deserve to do essays. Its not important.

Student: OMG! Mrs. Hillenbig assigned us a God Motherfucking Nigger Essay with AT LEAST 1000 WORDS! Is she out of her mind? We are only 8th Graders.

by partyrockstar222 September 30, 2011

essay

The correct way to pronounce the word "Ese" in english.

Hey essay, don't make me have to bitch slap yo' ass for dissin' my holmes.....you know what i mean?

by lawnmowersunited March 2, 2008

Essay

To masterbate, touch or fondle oneself.

I'm going to go write my essay.

by chrisshu December 15, 2008

Essay

writing 50 different and original answers for 50 EXACT SAME GOD DAMN QUESTIONS

Friend: "Hey wanna come and have a life with me"
Person: "No I got to go waste my life writing an essay on a pointless subject I don't care about"

by ygdebuixfgbhuckrefebhunfd March 8, 2017

Essay

Essay: attempt, try at something; a short piece of writing a specific subject; it is a complete piece of writing that can stand alone; it must make sense to the reader in itself.

Essay: Jesmion from Uruagu Umudion, Biafra, an extraordinarian. He is a man of extraordinary genius; because, God made him so. For the first time at his 12/15 years of age he was invited by God to serve but he didn't do it at his tender age; however, God considered his underage, and at his approximately 26 years of age he was advised by a prophetess to answer God's call and he consented and was anointed as a servant of God in 1983. After his anointment the holyspirit spoke to Jesmion siad, the kingdom of God is belonging to you (access to the kingdom of God)

by Jesmion Chikwudi Ibekwe August 13, 2017

essay

a boring piece of literature used in school, and work. A minor waste of time, a useless piece of work. #ad

"Hi, Joe are you excited about the essay on Jan. 28th?"
"No, Karen I am not."

by Aaron Person January 23, 2020