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Eskimo

This is a creature so white and pale they will instantly blend in with anything white they come in contact with. They cab also be known as Layne Connor
Eskimo or Layne connor is a fucktard
by Joe wild November 19, 2018
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Eskimo

A guy who's SEXY AS HELL and gets all the girls whenever he pulls up. A GOD AT GAMES and just a god at life girls often say "Eskimo you are a fucking God and sexy as hell"
Eskimo is sexy as hell
by Exonova October 22, 2020
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Eskimo

A romantic partner who saves you from addiction or some other vice.
“That’s Janice. She’s my wife. She’s sitting right there. She’s my Eskimo.” - The Town
by Afleet Alex August 18, 2022
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Eskimo

Slur towards Inuit, the indigenous group residing in Alaska, Greenland, Canada, Russia
Should never be used in a sentence. One form of insult to the people is calling men " eskimo brothers" when sharing the same sex partner
by Inukdude February 22, 2024
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eskimo explosion

To wear a strapon backwards like a tail, then have sex with two girls doggy style with one fluid motion, periodically switching sides.
GUY 1: "Dude, I had an eskimo explosion with sara and jen yesterday!"

GUY 2: "Right on, man!"
by DerpSauron June 18, 2014
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Eskimo Wank

The act of placing your hand in a freezer for an extended period of time and then proceeding to masturbate. Often used by Alex Birtwistle..
Alex: I really fancy having an eskimo wank tonight, but the freezer is broken.
*Alex cries*|
by Penthouse9 February 14, 2015
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Eskimo wish

When you wish for something that you know is about to happen.

The term dates back to the early 18th century during The Flood of Atqasuk. The city (at that point only a small fishing village) was flooded due to an unusual and highly dangerous melting of the snow in the area. It is still unknown what caused the snow to melt; the locals believed the Sun God was punishing them for not making enough sacrifices. In order to appease his anger, the village elders told them to catch several tons of fish, and burn them in a great village fire, certain that the smoke and fish flesh would please the god. After doing this for several weeks, as well as ritually dancing for snow to return to the village, a number of polar bears came to the village. The people took this to mean that snow would come for certain, and wished for it even more than before! Within days, the snow came, and thus their Eskimo wishes had been answered.
John is in a restaurant and orders pancakes. He sees the waiter coming with his pancakes

John: "I wish I had a plate of pancakes!"

The waiter sets the pancakes down in front of him, fulfilling the Eskimo wish.
by GreekWaiter May 9, 2010
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