Academic Decathlon

1) Making absurd or funny comments in the back of the class, and get a great response.
2) A competition wherein requires hours upon hours of studying
3) To spend hours writing a speech that you know will never be given to anyone outside of the classroom.
4) To be Ghetto

1) Jimmy's comment was so Academic Decathlon, the teacher even laughed.
2) Academic Decathlon can be a PAIN IN THE ASS, but I love the class.
3) I Academic Decathloned for about 6 months now. It sucks that all that work, and building myself up has come to absolutely nothing.
Hahaha.
4) AYE bee awl Academic Decathlon awn yoh izznazz ihf yoo downt bak awf.

by David Demola April 24, 2005

dripathon

A marathon of having too much drip.

Who wants to come to my dripathon at my Club Penguin Igloo?

by t00drippy April 12, 2019

The Triathlon

A three part sex maneuver where the man receives oral then has anal and vaginal sex with his partner but does not have a orgasm causing blue balls, making this the most painful sex position.

Norah and John did the triathlon last night.

by SawyerSex December 17, 2008

black triathlon

when a group of balck people try to run away from the cops. and to do so the usally throw that random wigger to the ground to distract the cops. so the cops bet the niglet out of the white kid. while the blacks are being tazerd

that black triathlon was so funny

by cacrazy October 16, 2010

Academic Decathlon

Organization of Asians with no social life who compete to see who's never going to get laid.

Student#1:"Are you going to the Academic Decathlon meeting today?"

Student#2:"Fuck no!"

Student#1:"Haha, I'm just fuckin' with yah. You wanna go smoke some weed?"

Student#1:"You're damn right I do!"

by Zen Master April 24, 2005

K Town Triathlon

When the woman is giving a man a blow job and he decides to urinate in her mouth in the process; she then takes the urine/semen mixture and spits it out onto the man's gen's (genitalia) to create a warm sensation for him; she then licks it back up into her mouth and, using her fingers and a funnel, drizzles it into the man's anus. It is called the K Town Triathlon because it originated in K Town, UT and has three main stages.

Last night, me and my woman decided to get really kinky and we tried out the warmly refreshing K Town Triathlon.

by Roni Rone 22 October 11, 2009

Dryathlon

a threesome with 2 grannies

I was with your grandmother and great aunt Hilda last night; and we had a dryathlon.

by V-Unit, It's your birthday October 24, 2012