rearranging my sock drawer

Sarcastic excuse for not attending a social event. Implies that the event is unimportant and that attendance is unnecessary. Another way of the person saying s/he has better things to do...Not.

Worker 1: "Will you be attending the company picnic next Saturday?"

Worker 2: "No, I'll be rearranging my sock drawer."

by yes juanito yes August 5, 2014

man drawer

A space, normally a drawer, in which all men keep there manly items. Such items can include:
Tools
Condoms
Porn mags
Batteries
Keys
Padlocks

Alternatively, a drawer at a girlfriend's place where he keeps a few things for when he stays over.

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"John was thinking about how to fix the TV before whipping out a screwdriver from his man drawer."

"Dave quickly shoved his porn mag in his man drawer as his mom came into the room."

"Jane insisted that Bob kept a spare pair of boxers, socks and a toothbrush at her place, designating him a man drawer."

by CharSet July 23, 2009

Pee Drawer

An empty dresser drawer usually filled with urine. Like the poop sock, you don't want mom to find this, or else you're fucked.

School Counselor: "So, Jimbo, why aren't you acting like yourself at school lately?'
Jimbo: "Mom found the pee drawer."

by Oliver Hotbox April 6, 2019

Second Drawer

To have sex.

Oh man, I would second drawer that girl so bad.

by EXSpinalTap September 26, 2009

Draper drawer

n. A drawer containing information such as letters, deeds, and photographs about one's sordid past or secret identity; inspired by Don Draper from the hit TV show Mad Men

Once his old lady found his Draper drawer, she filed immediately for divorce

by Joan Holloway November 18, 2009

junk drawer

A drawer full of almost every possible thing you can imagine, although none of what is in the drawer is what you are looking for. I'm talking stuff like adapter plugs from the 90's, crumpled up papers you wrote back in high school, a fork that mysteriously appeared...All kinds of stuff

Don't look in the junk drawer. Chances are, you're not gonna find what you need. At all.

by SystemShutDown March 10, 2019

top drawer

an expression of utmost praise.

That shot was top drawer my good man.

by box June 2, 2003